Beefy Spurge

Your body will give subtle signs when it's actually time to get help. Like pain so terrible that you piss your pants.

I'm very excited to watch this and after following you here and on Twitter I expect many jokes about weird little pickups from the 80's

Big wheel keep on turnin

I'm the DB Cooper of doing over the clothes stuff with steamboat captains

We know, Robert.

I've got handcart ancestors. We don't talk about them. Shirking Mormonism in two generations is a point of familial pride.

The guy from Disturbed did not graduate from my high school.

Montanans, run don't walk to the newly opened heritage center in Helena. So much beautiful (and horrible) history.

I got to see this saddle blanket that belonged to my 3x great grandmother.

The items were all gifted by family or tribes, nothing stolen (as far as I know).

I look this up all the time

I chopped the tip of my thumb off with a bike pump.

We don't even need a general strike. 10 birthday balloons released at the right locations could bring this country to to a grinding halt.

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 I hope Pam Bondi is making time for self care today. Under capitalist oligarchy women are expected to to the emotional labor of the ruling pedophilic elite but it's important that they take time for themselves too. Put on your oxygen mask first, Pam.

On nearly evert level

No joke, stealing pets is a common symptom of BPD.

Not looking further into it, just gonna assume this is about dating someone with BPD.

Get their asses.

Aww man. I still have this experience regularly and my dad died in 2022. I hope that the strangers who get strange looks, whether they notice me or not, receive an unexpected feeling of love and wellbeing.

He rules

I'm pissed that the culture war brainwashing has made our stupid uncles have to pretend to like Kid Rock. When we were 12 and thought we liked Kid Rock, our stupid uncles were like, "This sucks, turn it off." And it was some of the only good advice they ever gave us.

WHO CARES IF SUPER BOWL ADS ARE GOOD OR BAD? GET A LIFE! ITS ALL BAD!

jim downey on the conan podcast

“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”

It was perfect. Empty pastiche made by a corporation to sell poison and addiction. Slop that's activates our basest impulses, nostalgia and pattern recognition, by imitating slop from the past. We want GOOD Super Bowl commercials? What the fuck is a GOOD commercial?

These fucks genuinely do not understand human creativity. They have no soul, no awareness of the collective unconscious, and cannot fathom that others do.

Puttin Dee's Hot Dogs in your mouth

CIA George thinks character matters?

I mean he's super racist but this is fucking absurd

New York, I Love You But You're a Sanctuary City

My kid brought home freeze dried lemon heads and they are a problem

"My ancestors immigrated to America before it was cool."