@smarffffff.bsky.social
he/they
do you have shitty ankles
10.04.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0girled cheese
10.04.2025 17:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0tarkir dragonstorm really living up to the khans legacy by being an absolutely goated limited set
05.04.2025 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all alone is my hidden gem from that album
15.03.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is romaine lettuce healthy reddit
08.03.2025 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0join me in my 3 (4?) month bender
01.03.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my “plane crashed and i died :/“ bit is getting less and less funny
21.02.2025 20:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when the cheese has those little crunchy bits 😩
17.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0kate and i are a perfect couple bc she loves buying cursed objects and i love being freaked the fuck out all the time
01.02.2025 21:12 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1my fathers name is upfart
31.01.2025 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*walking into my wife’s office* *farting multiple times*
does it smell like i farted in here to you? 🤔
actually i knew that
31.01.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤢
26.01.2025 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0food can get carbonated as it starts to ferment!
18.01.2025 13:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what an insane pattern match
18.01.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my calico cat, Chihiro, loafing next to the corn dog stick she got off my plate. the corn dog stick is almost the length of her body.
she is one corn dog long
16.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 93 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Headline: UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged some cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%
No Angel
15.01.2025 22:17 — 👍 12679 🔁 3181 💬 380 📌 211slime
15.01.2025 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do it you won’t
08.01.2025 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you are right
07.01.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i hate this
07.01.2025 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0xp waste tho
07.01.2025 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0you read a whole book in a day
07.01.2025 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0who’s the 1 in this scenario
05.01.2025 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i like how you left most of them worded as confusingly as possible 😂
29.12.2024 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the funniest part about being a left handed magic player is that ppl will just keep putting your deck on the wrong side of your playmat no matter how many times you laboriously slide it across
28.12.2024 16:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Merry christmas carmen!
26.12.2024 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0does nosferatu eat pussy
26.12.2024 01:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0uhhhhhhhhhhhh
23.12.2024 21:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“the macros on a big mac are actually quite good” i repeatedly mutter to myself, alone in my car
19.12.2024 22:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
