paved concrete fan

Seymour Skinner, yellow skinned cartoon principal from The Simpsons, emerging from a door with a forced smile and thumbs up.

going to work in a collapsing fascist state

6 7 tyrannis

guy wearing an “all rifles matter” tshirt to his toddler’s soccer game: im sick and tired of identity politics

Watching baseball makes me acutely aware I don't know all the rules of baseball. I thought I did, and was wrong

sorry i just saw the stripes and something came over me

ref!!! ref!!!!!! you suck ref!!!!!!
(jk u don’t suck, its just a fun saying from my zebra friends)

That’s why you always need to pack emergency gummies

google only shows the last 9 innings. 7th inning shows 1-1. everything else is all 0s

huge day for fans of the number 0

I don’t even follow baseball I’m just a huge fan of absurdity

turning a big dial that says "innings" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

an image composite of all 487 pitches thrown in this game

b̶̗̠̤̙̺̰̙͇͆̀̒̍̀̂́̕ả̶̡̛̛̛̛͎͔̟̯̤͑̈͐̌̈́̄̓͆̓͛̎͌͛͋͑̆̇̄͐͋̋͊̓̋̊͐̍͗̓͒̆̊̓̂͆̀̾̇̑̈́́͊̾̚͘͘̚̕͝͝͠s̷̢̢̢̧̡̝͖̮͉̰̯̫̮̪̳̲͕̯̟͉̮͚̙͚͓͕̫̣̦͔͓̺̫̻̤̲͆͒̾͂͌̐̑͊̈́͒͛̆̊̍̌͛̇̇̍̾͗̎͐͑̆͒̓̀́̏͊̓̈́͋̓̐͂͘͜͝͝͠͝͝e̴̡̡̡̘̲̺̥͎̥̭͙̲̪̱͔̞͔̠͖̞̞̦̱͉̤̭̼̗͖̥͕͕͙̦̹̠͙͓̤̰͎̼̱̪̹͉̱̞͉̯̠̜͎͙̗͖̣͒̊̒̌͒͗̓̀͗͒͐̽̈̔̑̆͑͑̆̀̀̒̉̿̕̕͜͜͜ͅͅb̷̧̡̪̺̯̱͍͚̻͕̗̬͓̞̈́̈́̽̋̑̈́͒̓́̒̓̇̀̾̕͝a̶̧̢̦͕̗͔͓͙̦̜̬̯̟͉̪̱̮̲͍̻̹͓͍̪̦̥͎̩̫͉͈͙̰̹̞̯̭͔̩̹͛̅͗̑̂̋̍͌͒́̈̆̚͜ͅͅḻ̵̢̢̧̢̨̧̟̗̖̰͇̦̺͕̫̖͈͎͈̪̺̗͚̖̱͎̞͚̥͇̺̱̜͛̃̀̂̾̆̈͝ͅļ̴̧̨̬͔̱͎̳̬͉̘̝̻̹͔͓͍͈̙̣̳̝̗͙͉̬̭̦̗̥̜̠̘̯̯͖̜̠̦̱̰̱̮̤̣̥̼̯̞̉

NightSky™️ office workers: welcome. it is ok to have clinical depression

the whole fief blowin up

> iron deficient
> sensitive stomach
> takes iron pill
> dies of nausea
> doesn’t take iron pill
> dangerously low iron and ferritin

Ok

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

homies used to be happy with three berries and a fresh caught salmon, now i need like three double bacon cheeseburgers just to feel something

the ai bot is convincing children to kill themselves but don’t worry we have a solution 🤖🧑‍❤️‍💋‍🧑

I knew it was gonna get weird but god damn

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I like the up part of Ferris wheels but the down part makes me sad because it reminds me of my mother

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!

please get wikipedia all over me

AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy sitting on a chair with his feet up playing with a rubix cube while other AEW wrestler Thekla does her trademark spider pose where she arches backwards and walks on her hands and feet while looking at Orange

my cat on catnip while I'm chilling stoned

at my funeral i want pyrotechnics, merch sales and my wife listed as "CEO and Chair." i want all the weirdest freaks on earth there auditioning for expanded roles at court. keep my parents and any actual friends far away please

everyone in charge of everything is stupid now because there is no meritocracy just endless loyalty tests if you can willfully believe the most insane bullshit you’re in the club. there’s no deep state. they’re all just really that stupid.

The Twin towers aka world trade center aka 911 for Charlie Kirk

my dad showed me that you can just put a smiley face so i always draw a : ) for my signature

The buzz in Tinseltown is that he’ll read from the necronomicon