jon_k

With everyone criticizing tariffs, he should just put a tariff on the concept of tariffs. If he fixes THAT, they’ll all get better. It’s foolproof.

Where does Morgan State’s marching band practice? Because I can hear them (or some kind of freelance band I guess?) but the sound is coming from a weird direction.

Well CBS is run by Bari Weiss now so they’re only doing coverage about how things are either too woke or antisemitic, unless this food bank starts turning away the rich there’s no story here

I think I just got a real (non-contract) job offer for the first time in almost a decade today

I do not know how to not be suspicious of this lol

This looks like Guess Who: Pederast Edition

Every time I read 3 words on LinkedIn I want to log on and post my real employment journey the past year or so but I know future employers will read that shit so womp womp

Somebody gotta have a disgruntled spouse somewhere

I refuse to believe every nazi brodude started exactly that way and all their wives and sisters are like “you go, Jeff!”

“Normal” is how I made a lot of my IRL friends in the late 2010s, that shit is an entire other fuckpool

It’s wild to me that people know ICE agents personally and just kinda…chill with that information without doxxing the ever living fuck out of them

Where the fuck is Anonymous these days? Shouldn’t someone on here be doxxing these jackboots?

The jars were mislabeled and he was accidentally spray painted way too dark instead of his normal orange, now he has to stay in his room until it fades so his base doesn’t mistake him for a minority and turn on him.

Not the most original but I don’t think I’ve been introduced to someone’s kid since 2004 without reflexively responding “my son is also named bort!” regardless of the kid’s name or gender

He got really into being hardcore in the spare time he had after his wife left him

Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals
The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Even top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.

Best guess? Throwing himself a murder mystery birthday party where he gets to hunt a poor

We just got one that our amazon family account program is going to be terminated so all the things we are subscribed to buy from amazon will be cancelled and we will have to shop elsewhere if we don't sign up for our own new account!

oh no [call an ambulance but not for me gif]

Kash Patel having spraypainted "blacks rule" on his own driveway in hopes of blaming black people

Ok I didn’t read your name and thought premthakker .35 was some kind of very specific ammunition and this was a legitimately dark and hilarious joke

As a test run for their policy ideas, they all donated their necks to the lady on the far right

wonder what he’s gonna make the babies out of

It’s come through the design industry in a similar way. Half the contract work I’ve seen recently has been “i got this thing but something is weird because my nephew made it with AI can you fix it, but also i can’t pay a lot because i already paid to have it made”

They’re college students it’s not a preschool. Isn’t this her primary demographic for fuck jokes?

Powerful sentiments

If the “evil” in this scenario is Nick Fuentes imma just post that Godzilla “let them fight” meme and go make a sandwich tbh

Aw but he must be so proud of all the stuff in it you can color

That was a LONG time for him to have pried his lips off of Adam Sandler’s ass, he must be really worked up

Is that why the pointy one is called an eye tooth

utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay

feels like etching antifascist ideology onto bullets you use to shoot fascists is sorta gilding the lily

Then ANOTHER call about the second plane and I just remember thinking, face down in the dark with a migraine: “what a bunch of dumb assholes.”

That sentiment remains true to this day.

When 9/11 happened I had one of those old times answering machines that played out loud. I was hung over in bed and my mom called & said “omg someone crashed a plane into the WTC!” And I thought “lol dumbass” and went back to sleep.