I actually did this first

The trail of oil they left in their wake was a dead giveaway

I’m not asking any questions. I have all the answers. And I’m ready to expose the truth …

I’m leaking info to Infowars rn

I suspect the involvement of BOTH of the infamous “fry brothers” in this one

Stephanie White better

This is also assuming Jedi is back from injury.

I’m dropping Sargent, Zawadzki, and Berhalter. They brought 24 to this camp, so if I have to drop one more it’d be Harriel.

Wes, Gio, Pepi

Wow rude not to tag @jkbsaysthings.bsky.social … trying to steal credit for someone else’s work

My posts are rare … but precious

Why is it obviously sub 100?

All good — very hard to read tone when you don’t know the person. And without that context, it does look like I’m being a huge jerk.

I’m Ryan’s friend and I’m making a joke — I don’t actually mind.

It’s confusing to me when ppl change their profile pics. Maybe consider that next time

Why’d you change your profile pic

This is illegal

It’s the way everyone does it, including my parents

Legit so useful tho that I can always remember when my birthday is by keeping in mind it’s just the day after yours

No ❤️

Of course I do. It brings me great joy to hear you had such a wonderful birthday my friend.

Ask me if I give a shit

Everyone sound off in the comments about what they did to celebrate the fact that today is @r-condon.bsky.social’s birthday today. I had a lovely phone call w the legend themselves in which we discussed Eddington.

So you’re lying about multiple ppl?

Ok so maybe delete the post?!?! And don’t post lies about your friends online?!?!

I know

Party playlist should just be this on repeat

Yeah

This explains a lot

I’ll add it to my list