AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."
ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
@drbrianish.bsky.social
Ph.D., WWI/modernist Brit lit and modern fantasy lit. I also really like board games and baseball, so expect to see a lot about them. He/him.
AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."
ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
Great time to be an actual criminal of any kind because federal agents are busy hog tying children and grandmas bsky.app/profile/wash...
10.10.2025 14:13 โ ๐ 552 ๐ 142 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 5He wanted that award because it would have been a demonstration that the west is willing to further legitimize him but the thing is, nobody is as passive and subservient and devoid of actual values as the American capitalist.
10.10.2025 13:27 โ ๐ 78 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Picture how big the Hoover Dam is. An absolute unit. The Hoover Dam has a power capacity of 2 gigawatts (GW).
The solar farm that the Admin just cancelled could have produces 6.2 GW of power. That's more than 3 Hoover Dams.
Refusing to give up the "Worst Video Game Company" title to anyone.
09.10.2025 11:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This time I waited until they actually lost before I reposted.
09.10.2025 11:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Two dudes fighting in the grass. A third one is filming it nearby. The dude doing the stomping has a Toronto Blue Jays logo over his face. The dude getting whaled on has a New York Yankees logo over his face. The dude happily filming the action has a Boston Red Sox over his face.
05.10.2025 23:41 โ ๐ 41 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0I think Dems can and should do better than people who are abusive to their staff members
09.10.2025 01:21 โ ๐ 2122 ๐ 247 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 13photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
08.10.2025 13:44 โ ๐ 8925 ๐ 2850 ๐ฌ 200 ๐ 208So, a 79-year-old junior senator in 2027 is Dem establishment's play for Maine??? SERIOUSLY???
Does any polisci prof in America have any hair left they haven't pulled out?
Concerned that people in the replies didn't understand that National Socialism = Nazi
08.10.2025 14:24 โ ๐ 97 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0In case you, like me, saw your electric bill more than double.
08.10.2025 10:47 โ ๐ 556 ๐ 274 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 4these guys want -- indeed feel entitled to -- cultural hegemony but don't have a popular culture to offer anyone outside of podcasts where dumb guys complain. they're hoping AI will make one for them but i got bad news
06.10.2025 23:54 โ ๐ 1279 ๐ 122 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 3Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
Frodo: I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic.
this fierce boy
06.10.2025 01:08 โ ๐ 360 ๐ 72 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 6Wow, it must be terrible being told that you canโt use the bathroom.
05.10.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 3094 ๐ 575 ๐ฌ 116 ๐ 43I know weโre resigned after so many years of it but for real, social media giving high-ranking elected government officials the ability to harass individual private citizens by name for an audience of millions as a recreational pastime is actually Caligula shit if you think about it
04.10.2025 20:50 โ ๐ 1597 ๐ 329 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0as a girl with a PhD in natural language processing and machine learning it's actually offensive to me when you say "we don't know how LLMs work so they might be conscious"
I didn't spend 10 years in mines of academia to be told ignorance is morally equal knowledge.
We know exactly how LLMs work.
One thing that comes through awfully clearly in these ICE videos is how many of these goons gravitated toward the job because being able to assault people with impunity is a big thrill for them.
03.10.2025 21:44 โ ๐ 25944 ๐ 6308 ๐ฌ 117 ๐ 559Microsoft shoved their AI Copilot into everything in Windows 11. Which lead to an increase in Windows 10 use. So they announced they'd stop support for Windows 10, but its usage was still strong. So they started to put Copilot into Windows 10.
Windows 7 use is surging 5x now.
AI is product poison.
"It is an undisputed fact of life that when teaching someone who is inexperienced and ambitious, the teacher may say to the student 'you must not do this One Thing unless there is an exception,' and the student, who wants to do the One Thing will say, without thinking, 'well, I am the exception.'"
03.10.2025 15:30 โ ๐ 44 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I have no actual evidence for this, but my bet would be that they made the models first, when they were conceptualizing the levels, because 3d modeling tools were thinner on the ground in 1995, then let the strategy guide makers use them.
03.10.2025 15:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what they actually have to sell here is twitter but without the bigots and obnoxious CEO, & they seem determined to piss all that away as fast as they can
03.10.2025 15:17 โ ๐ 2516 ๐ 245 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 5Even Elon uses burner accounts, Jay
03.10.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I love when student journalists break a crazy story, especially about their own school. This one is extraordinarily macabre. www.uscannenbergmedia.com/2025/10/01/u...
03.10.2025 05:33 โ ๐ 3564 ๐ 1339 ๐ฌ 83 ๐ 120At one point this guy is like โIโm not arguing the merits of it, but the politicsโ and why the fuck not dude?! Maybe the problem with the media is that youโre NOT ARGUING THE MERITS OF IF SOMETHING IS TRUE OR NOT
03.10.2025 14:27 โ ๐ 1394 ๐ 220 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 6@govpritzker.illinois.gov owns every arrest and act of violence against protesters this morning. He is aiding and abetting Operation Midway Blitz by allowing state cops to do this. He tells us to film ICE. His cops have shoved me around for filming this morning.
03.10.2025 13:59 โ ๐ 1928 ๐ 830 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 115"harassing the mods" is when you ask for a clear explanation of your reasoning for allowing a bigot who incites online harassment campaigns and why you keep banning palestinians who have been verified to not be scammers and get ignored or made fun of by the c suite
03.10.2025 14:11 โ ๐ 237 ๐ 58 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0hey real quick what happens in twin peaks? good stuff?
03.10.2025 13:35 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0White supremacy is very popular among the leaders of our most prominent civic institutions.
03.10.2025 13:36 โ ๐ 313 ๐ 91 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1