Matt Oakley

🎶...and the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day! 🎶

I’m watching one of those films where someone who isn’t from a small British town has to go and do a job in a small British town.

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Ah man Martin Parr’s died. What a shame. If you’ve not seen it, this film he made at the Teddy Grays factory in Dudley is brilliant

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“We hudn’t hoshigly shell him. He hash dreat shentinental dalue”

#antiquesroadshow

The Mystery Voice on Radio 2:

“So Dermot I live in a lighthouse/smallholding in Kent/Devon/Scotland with 3 spaniels and a pony. I like cold water swimming & I knit”

“So the voice then. Female, Irish lilt, over 60. Here goes…”

Drumroll.

“Idris Elba?”

Dawn Penn: 🎶 No,no,no 🎶

#totp #jimdiamond

Rio Ferdinand looked like a dad trying to learn an over complicated new boardgame after a few points and a massive Christmas Dinner. #WorldCup2026

Is it cake?

Still think there’s a good film to be made Roy Wood’s wish came true and he’s trapped in a never-ending Christmas 1973. Like Groundhog Day meets The Road. Roy pushing a trolley to different petrol stations to find milk & batteries, in a world where society has shutdown for a perpetual bank holiday.

15 Across (5, 7)

Not seen chaos on #StrictlyComeDancing like that since Colin Jackson’s muppets

#strictly

Pictured 41 years ago today; the recording of #BandAid. From left to right: Bob Geldof, Paul Weller, Simon LeBon, Bono, Phil Collins, Midge Ure and George Michael

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Springsteen
Chas n Dave
Chuck Berry with Jerry Lee Lewis
Bowie
Oasis at Knebworth

Yeah, it was a mixed bag but I think they picked 3 of the best

I’ve drawn Mary Berry along with #paoty. I’ll admit it does look a bit like a courtroom drawing on the news.

Good to see this lad back all over Sky Arts all afternoon

Just got into a conversation with a bloke about cricket but shows how little I know. He asked me who I thought the best batsman was and I said Michael Keaton.

…🎶 I’m an Englishman In New York 🎶

Twisting My Sobriety was first track on Now That’s What I Call Snakecharming

#totp

“And which doctor’s the appointment with please?”

“That’ll be with Dr Hook”

“Oh I’ll leave it then”

#totp

New Viz annual title revealed #totp

On Millenium Eve, Cliff Richard lit a flame in Birmingham City Centre, intended to burn until the end of time.

A beacon of hope for all eternity.

It was extinguished by the council in 2004.

#totp

911 look like they escaped from the lab where they made Ant and Dec #TOTP

Once saw a bloke try to do Gangster Trippin on karaoke #totp

Best Indie bands of the 90s #totp

Gonna need half an hour of Mick Hucknall to calm down after all this dad content. #totp

Are these all the same bloke?

“What’s the matter babe, you’ve not touched your Superdrug World War 2 Tanks Advent Calendar?”

There’s more extraverts on #onlyconnect . It’s not right.

Remember when the Lambada was known as “the forbidden dance”. About 1989 I think. The authorities really failed to uphold that rule though. People were Lambadaing all over the place, flouting the rules left right and centre.