Matt Oakley

Batman Begins is on ITV tonight if you want to see how Batman’s beginnings end, or if you flick over onto
ITV+1 an hour later you can see the beginning of Batman Begins if you want to see the beginnings of Batman before you see the end of the beginnings of Batman.

“I’m off to check how many people died in Hamlet" sounds like something Jim Royle would say as he exited the living room with a newspaper under his arm.

#CelebrityTraitors

“I’m off to check how many people died in Hamlet" sounds like something Jim Royle would say as he exited the living room with a newspaper under his arm.

#CelebrityTraitors

Great work by the artists on #paoty this week. Much better than my efforts drawing along

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Thank you.

I rented 28 Years Later on Amazon at the weekend. I've rewound it and taken it back now if anyone wants to watch it tonight. Just ring Jeff and he'll put it to one side for you.

I rented 28 Years Later on Amazon at the weekend. I've rewound it and taken it back now if anyone wants to watch it tonight. Just ring Jeff and he'll put it to one side for you.

Someone’s left the line up for the new series of Later With Jools Holland in a trolley in a Asda

On this day 1605 Guy Fawkes began his journey to London. It would take him several weeks because his legs were made of old tights stuffed with newspapers.

Why did the people who branded 90s group F5VE think it necessary to put a digit in there when the word already contains the Roman numeral V.

You should have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re naming boybands.

On this day 1605 Guy Fawkes began his journey to London. It would take him several weeks because his legs were made of old tights stuffed with newspapers.

Thank you! The one on the left has sold but the other one’s still available. It’ll be back on Etsy if it doesn’t sell. There’s prints of it on there too

I have two pieces in the art show at Instow Yacht Club today and tomorrow if you’re in North Devon. Raising money for the RNLI.

a group of people running down a grassy hill with ohmygod at the bottom ALT: a group of people running down a grassy hill with ohmygod at the bottom

28 Years Later, 2025 (Dir: Danny Boyle)

All the songs in 1998 were about bums, having it off and skateboards.

It’s loosely based on Saunton here in North Devon. I must try and get to Pembrokeshire, very similar coastline to here I think.

That’s gorgeous

I mean it was highly unlikely, but there was still a slight possibility so we were still warned, through a very catchy theme song, to always be vigilant.

Imagine being that woman who thought extraterrestrials had chosen her to make first contact. And then realising it was just Beadle. Being about. What a relief

I know, but imagine the relief when you realised Beadle was about. It would be an almost spiritual experience.

#totp

E’s are good. Especially if you get them on a triple letter score.

I saw Toyah in Birmingham on Millennium Eve. That night Cliff Richard lit an eternal flame that would be there as a symbol for the city burning for all of time. It was extinguished by the council in 2004. #totp

Two of my twos are conjoined at from below the knuckle bit. On both feet. That freaky enough for you Dane? #TOTP

What all the bands I liked in the 90s look like now #totp

Michaelangelo was only 24 years old when he created this incredible sculpture. Must have been so difficult, especially with that big shell on his back.

Michaelangelo was only 24 years old when he created this incredible sculpture. Must have been so difficult, especially with that big shell on his back.

Another one of my daft film posters, based on a sketch I wrote BBC comedy show Newsjack

I suppose the 2000s version of Beadling About was Derren Brown hypnotising people and waking them up alone in their pyjamas in the middle of Marrakech. Probably needed a lot more budget and planning than a police uniform and an over-beard false beard.

Like if you were at a zoo and they announced an evacuation due to an escaped animal, everyone over 40 would be like “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

Imagine being that woman who thought extraterrestrials had chosen her to make first contact. And then realising it was just Beadle. Being about. What a relief.