Big Dawg

Antony Loewenstein: Israel has killed more journalists in the last 22 months than were killed in the US civil war, WW1, WW2, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan combined.

Sometimes a movie is pretty good, but you keep thinking about what if they didn’t make you have to deal with Edward Norton the whole 2 hours.

I blew up the city in Fallout 3 as soon as I got there in my second play and then didn’t know what to do and quit.

All my posts are engagement bait, and if you reply you’re my fiancé.

Ban "A.i."

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

Of the things in this chart, Moldy Peaches was my earliest on-ramp, but I do think that Led Zeppelin songs like Bron-y-aur stomp need to be represented.

Oh, it’s way worse than I thought

When OpenAI claims "PhD level model boosts", this just means that they trained their stuff on all our papers without asking or paying us, we all agree on that, right? Also, the bullshitting - when will it end?

The children yearn to be franchisees

Boss’s boss’s boss set up a meeting about “good news”, so it seems like I’m about to have some more free time.

The Cowboys have won five playoff games in the last 29 years. And still, they dominate the national sports conversation every season.

Jerry Jones is the biggest star that the biggest franchise in America’s biggest sport has ever seen: http://dlvr.it/TMNFRj

It's true for some of us but not for others

a dog standing on the ground. a second dog on the roof above him

as above so below

Andrew Cuomo couldn’t allow his first, tepid recognition of reality — that the Israeli government, with the full support of the Trump administration, is starving the people of Gaza — last more than a few hours without walking it back.

This is someone who believes in nothing.

Nuke the wife from orbit, it’s the only way to flirt

I love that from what I’m seeing on the skeetline today, it won’t be too long before I can use AI to flirtatiously nuke my wife.

dog wearing a chair upside down like armor

"when conservatives say they want to protect women and children they mean as a resource, not as people"
-a YouTube comment I just saw

If the united stated government wants to stay relevant economically, she need to learn from crypto markets and embrace hilarity. Issue the Doge-llar
Bill, put Mr. Beast on the 20, dip every coin in shit. We can’t afford to lose to China

I agree that it doesn’t need to be said, but a lot of these, especially “Positive Emotions” feel to me like gimmes in that same vein

People using initialisms like “qrp” are cowards. The p stands for skeet, and we all know it.

Tbf, me too, I got a basket of cds in my passenger seat

I’m becoming a “Basil tastes like soap” guy lately.

Honestly a little impressed that “sexy actors” isn’t on the list

Unless Warren Beatty has a cameo as Dick Tracy, then it still could be a rights play, I guess

For a minute after I saw that the Spielberg War of the Worlds was in 2005, I figured the new Ice Cube one was one of those deals to keep the rights from reverting, but the book is public domain, so there’s actually no logical explanation for it getting released.

It’s really cool to see actors whose names I know in a Neil Breen production.