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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Just do it: Why I'm challenging Nike, Puma and Adidas over single shoes Former Para-athletic world champion Stef Reid says footwear companies are failing amputees.

Reid, a Paralympian, got (rightfully) pissed when she saw Nike feature mannequins with one leg in their stores to signal inclusivity and yet still refused to actually SELL single shoes to athletes like her

this is the dumbest shit i have ever read

Hello, this is your annual reminder that not only does getting a flu and Covid shot protect you, but it helps protect immunocompromised people like me. 🙂

Peacemaker looks at a mural embedding Hitler into American symbols

Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years

Remarkable. This piece, written by Jake Tapper, helps construct a pretext for Israel to resume full-scale operations in Gaza.

Zero mention of the *multiple* attacks by Israeli forces over the past few days.

Instead, he writes, “But so far, the tenuous ceasefire has held.”

Princess is a Adult Pit Bull Terrier mix described as: Friendly and Protective

Princess is a Adult Pit Bull Terrier mix described as: Friendly and Protective

Princess 🐾
Adult female Pit Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Stillwater Animal Welfare (Stillwater, OK)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/princess-78779097/ok/stillwater/stillwater-animal-welfare-ok08/

God help me, a youtube video convinced me to but the director’s cut of the 1989 Captain America movie.

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

The Death Nut challenge shouldn’t be about spiciness, it should be about testing the expiration date of your epipen.

Honestly, a commercial telling me to get my pricks fix at the border would work on me.

Going to the Taco Bell counter and musing about the Cravings Box offering and saying “Prix Fixe” out loud a bunch.

israel has already broken the ceasefire

If you are applying for a faculty job in Texas, argue for a higher salary than you'd get at other institutions. The lack of real tenure protections is a de facto compensation cut and you should negotiate accordingly.

Texas search committees know that getting good candidates is an uphill battle.

When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning.

Thank you, Miss Major.

If nobody likes my good joke, i might have to go to mastodon

This is why you can’t have Orange Mocha Frappucino before work.

my friend and fellow podcast host just said the phrase "hucow pride flag" to me. what are my legal rights in this situation

i bought candles and i made a “my family is dying” joke and my extremely offline partner looked at me with an expression that is now too familiar

for when you're down

Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*

SWIFTIE ALERT 🚨: Taylor Swift announces "It's time to embrace the new flesh" to fans on Good Morning America.

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

Watching Better Call Saul for the first time, and I gotta say that it’s really shitty that no one gave Ernesto a second thought after he got fired, especially since he went out on a limb for Jimmy several times.

Cute black dog kaizo woth his ears perked up looking off with his mouth open

He’s got ears that are good for listening, but no guarantees on what the brain’s doing.

Mug shot of a man and the caption says "Wyoming man found with 30 eyeballs in his anal cavity.

Roses are red
Oh the depravity

Good morning to all the orgy artists painting life as a bowl of lust.

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.