@onemillionbc.bsky.social
Hopelessly Ernest, if you know what I mean, Vern.
hbo max will now be called netflax
06.12.2025 04:18 โ ๐ 820 ๐ 41 ๐ฌ 48 ๐ 7Beyonce vs. Ducktales lives rent-free in my head www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gXU...
08.10.2024 14:43 โ ๐ 150 ๐ 28 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 4Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
08.10.2024 14:07 โ ๐ 6997 ๐ 1732 ๐ฌ 551 ๐ 718Handsome Black Dog Kaizo close up to the camera, looking straight at it. He got a scratch on his nose from somewhere. Heโs up in my lap, which he rarely does. Probably looking for a early dinner.
Handsome bastard.
06.12.2025 22:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He does love running
06.12.2025 21:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh, Sydney Sweeney is TOAST.
06.12.2025 19:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Snoot up the boot
06.12.2025 05:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I already have one
06.12.2025 05:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Humid Humphrey
06.12.2025 03:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0weirdo @JackPosobiec reacts to netflix possibly buying warner bros: โThey're going to make Looney Tunes gay They're going to make everything gayโ
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
06.12.2025 01:54 โ ๐ 14257 ๐ 1905 ๐ฌ 593 ๐ 311Stock price chart showing the 64% decline over the last six months for duolingo
Duolingo announced it was going โAI-firstโ just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
05.12.2025 16:43 โ ๐ 6008 ๐ 1401 ๐ฌ 133 ๐ 422โAs tiny as some microplasticsโ is my new โcellar doorโ
04.12.2025 23:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0benjamin button, dressing up as santa for the 13th year in a row:
โugh im getting too young for this shit!โ
They liked being able to sexually coerce the naive neighbor girl and have her deal with literally all of the consequences, and for those consequences to be as punitive as possible so she stays reliant on men.
04.12.2025 16:01 โ ๐ 227 ๐ 54 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0dhsgov Deliver justice to criminal illegal aliens. Become a deportation judge. Save your country.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
04.12.2025 21:41 โ ๐ 3855 ๐ 955 ๐ฌ 257 ๐ 433Look, Iโve seen Monster Factory, and I donโt believe that anyoneโs going middle slider on their baby. People are gonna get blowholes and bear claws in like three generations if this shit goes unchecked.
04.12.2025 21:03 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think thatโs Billy Ray Cyrus.
04.12.2025 20:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When all is done, the OU undergrad will have scored a 6 figure right-wing media contract, the higher ed press will still be talking about grading rubrics for conservative views, the trans grad student will still be getting death threats and have her life/job ruined. And everyone else will move on.
04.12.2025 15:47 โ ๐ 811 ๐ 211 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 4Magaziner: "This is not about the drugs. This is about oil."
04.12.2025 15:04 โ ๐ 4747 ๐ 1378 ๐ฌ 222 ๐ 102These people want legal clearance for murder at scale, and they can just say it out loud, in public. Meanwhile, in here, if we get a little colorful expressing our derision for these monsters, the ban-hammer finds us with a pointed quickness.
04.12.2025 06:34 โ ๐ 1362 ๐ 512 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 0A frog standing up facing away. It looks like a circle with a great dumper.
Al Pacino bellowing โSheโs got a great ass!โ in Heat
02.08.2025 18:26 โ ๐ 382 ๐ 68 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 4Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
03.12.2025 22:00 โ ๐ 2110 ๐ 216 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 7Einstein's works enter public domain next year! at last we get a queer retelling of the theory of relativity
01.12.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 135 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 3hakeem jeffries: *slowly winks and mouths โI got thisโ at the camera* our psycho pedophile president has secured the border and was right to pardon an anti-abortion dem indicted on bribery charges
03.12.2025 17:31 โ ๐ 719 ๐ 158 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0For anybody who thinks being a U.S. citizen will save them, or that being white will save them, this is a blonde white woman who is a US citizen and the thugs took her too.
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybodyโs rights
ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
El Fuerte
03.12.2025 00:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Me wearing glasses, giving the experience a thumbs down.
Iโm a glasses bitch now, and this shit sucks.
02.12.2025 20:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0