Altars of Chadness

for the foodies among you i highly recommend checking out "egg"

A metal band?!? That sings about swords and sorcery?!?! What will they think of next!

the show mr bean is not so entertaining to those of us who've suffered with counselling someone through a cluster b personality disorder

if kissinger was that sort of demon that tries to coerce you into evil by convincing you he's a charming intellectual, dick Cheney is just the howling portal that leads straight to the eighth circle of hell

writing a eulogy for him entitled "Dick Sucked"

Anyone else off to Damnation this weekend? A few people I know have had to bail so if anyone wants to grab a beer and say hi hmu

"uhhh it's weird that diddy kong wears a hat that says Nintendo" - is it? am I the only one wondering when it became acceptable to mock someone's religion?

if you're feeling a bit silly, you can jump up in the air, stick out your tongue or even run around in a small circle going "brrrr" as if you're a small car.

the absolute worst genre of content slop

cutting out the book of revelations from electronic versions of the bible and putting it behind a £4.99 paywall as an "eschatology DLC pack" is both outrageous and offensive. so it's important to remember that it isn't actually happening.

Je suis John Bolton

Personally I think the producers of the Mr. Bean show set him up and only showed the worst bits. There is no way one man can be such an imbecile.

for those of you into gaming i highly recommend checking out the super mario series

This scene is great because half the time you can see the entire cast are trying to hold back laughter.

Yeah I mean just look at this little guy

Squid is the most genuinely wearable out of all the ones I've tried but have also heard similarly good things about Penguin. The artwork is also cool as fuck.

Bee is fun, I find myself wearing it around the house more than out and about - it just smells of pure honey, it's really relaxing. T-Rex on the other hand is practically a weapon.

Ladies and gentlemen if I say I am a fragrance man, you will agree

all you squidwardheads really need to check out a show called "SpongeBob Squarepants"

i hope dream theater do a song about charlie kirk

Honestly just shut the fuck up

There’s no rule that says a Golden Retriever can’t play basketball…but what if there was? Thus begins the opening lines for my screenplay “Air Bud: Class Action Attorney” and yes the dog does drink himself to death. It’s not a happy story it’s the story about how these systems crush us.

[Backing vocals]: aaaaand now it's time to kiss yo' aaaaaassssss

"Biiiiiiiooootcha" just fucking slaps

I actually think Ain't My Bitch and 2x4 are sick even though they're objectively bad and stupid

It's 2025 and still all the actors to have portrayed Mr. Bean have been men.

the funniest thing about the trump -starmer relationship is trump's jealousy over starmer's accent because I don't think there's a single person in britain who'd want to sound like that

they're called "sleep token" because if you're tokin' that stuff it puts you to sleep....in a bed of SHIT