Ben Ramsdale

We could have the “is Die Hard a Xmas movie” debate or we could ram rusty needles into our eye sockets whilst listening to Cliff Richard on endless loop, at this point its entirely touch and go which is the most painful

Remember when everyone got obsessed with bagged milk for like 6 months and then we stopped and never spoke of it again?

Really glad we decided to let these people burn more money than any capitalist venture in history on this, lads. Great work.

I don't care if you think you're middle class or whatever. Your house is worth £2m? Lucky you. Shut up and pay up.

I NEVER THOUGHT THE LEOPARDS WOULD…etc etc

Reasonable people can disagree on which side of that edge…

Hey, @bishonentype.bsky.social: #ReleaseTheTuckerPornCut!!!

I’ve always wanted room for my iPhone, my wallet, my hookshot and my selection of arrow types.

I’m enjoying Death By Lightning, but it is weird that President Garfield has, two episodes in, not eaten a single lasagne nor opined on his thoughts on Mondays.

This is nothing, they’ve been treating every minor activity of some family called the Mountbatten-Windsors as breaking news for years.

Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

Depends on if you keep resurrecting me…

British people who say “math” may escort themselves forthwith to the fucking bin

We don’t get to choose the times we’re born into, but we can try to shape the time our grandkids will be born into.

I just learned that foetuses are bone vampires

Wednesday

Reed diffusers names “Break of Dawn”, “Light of Day” and “Glow of Dusk”

Please respect and enjoy the scents…

Rest In Power

Mine definitely isn’t

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

The nominative determinism of this specific atrocity is off the charts here.

I think we should replace the Church of England with Greggs as our established state religion.

It’s just so weird to me how people just see art as a product and not a tool of human connection and communication. Like that’s the whole fucking point.

Why don’t they just join the Sedevacantists already???

GOP lawmaker said trans people "harm" children. He just pled guilty to child porn charges. - LGBTQ Nation He was caught sharing hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.

GOP lawmaker said trans people “harm” children. He just pled guilty to child porn charges. -

“Every accusation is a confession" keeps ringing true day by day.

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/09/gop-...

We worry about Very Online Kids much more than their Very Online Parents, and I'm not sure that's wise

for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world