VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️

What is your favourite music artist? Mine is the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

✉️ Vmail inbox 70 is trudging towards subscribers’ inboxes like a zombie that’s only mildly peckish for brains

It features surely the most contentious post in Vmail history
vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

Jason and Paul from HDTGM (their photoshop, not ours)

🛑 StopOrMy.Mom blog update:
stopormy.mom/blog/#post14

It gives you 17 primes, 95 'hard' non-primes and 5 easy-to-spot ones, so if you look carefully there’s always an easy starting point

Primesweeper 💣🔢 number puzzle game Yes, it’s Minesweeper but with prime numbers.

💣 NEW GAME 🔢
Dodge the prime numbers, click the non-primes!
vole.wtf/primesweeper/

I think you've listed all the easy ones except 777

It gives you 17 primes, 95 'hard' non-primes and 5 easy-to-spot ones, so if you look carefully there’s always an easy starting point

Primesweeper 💣🔢 number puzzle game Yes, it’s Minesweeper but with prime numbers.

💣 NEW GAME 🔢
Dodge the prime numbers, click the non-primes!
vole.wtf/primesweeper/

(fan projects like this are totally fine as long as they're clearly unofficial, non-commercial things people are just having fun with)

A tall stack of 3D-printed Styscraper items

All the pieces, dozens of them in different colours

Screengrab of small part of rulebook

🐷 WOW, Brennan Falch has 3D-printed a Styscraper board game, complete with multi-coloured items & rulebook, amazing work

A styscraper pig pin badge and a cap with a styscraper traffic cone.

The badge is placed on the cap so it looks like the pig is wearing the cone

Hahaha yes! @vole.wtf

From: fluffymitten Subj: Re: Re: world takeover "World domination is overrated. Far to much admin." I saw this comment and thought, "that's a very sensible statement". Then I realised that I had made it. Glad to see I managed to agree with myself.

✉️ Vmail inbox no. 69 is on its way to subscribers, fingers crossed Gmail doesn’t dump this one into Spam
vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

Gift shop screenshot

🎁 Our gift shop is now live!
Includes Styscraper fridge magnets, Dog Poo Golf mugs, and all sorts of other novelty tat
vole.wtf/gift-shop/

Gift shop screenshot

🎁 Our gift shop is now live!
Includes Styscraper fridge magnets, Dog Poo Golf mugs, and all sorts of other novelty tat
vole.wtf/gift-shop/

🎉🎉🎉

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot UK rental VHS

🛑 Another item added to our collection: stopormy.mom/blog/#post10

OVERPRICED BASIC TITLE OVERPRICED BASIC DESCRIPTION

⬜️ Our exclusive minimalist lifestyle brand, OVERPRICED BASICS, has been updated with new products and is now EVEN MORE overpriced. Pay more, get less!
vole.wtf/overpriced-b...

It seems Google dumped this Vmail into spam folders, if you find it in yours please do us a favour & mark it as ✨Not Spam✨

From: anonymous Subj: SAW THE LOCH NESS MONSTER (grainy b&w image of sea with a blob in it) WASN'T IN LOCH NESS SO IT MUSTVE ESCAPED!!!

✉️ We’ve fired out a new Vmail featuring a cryptozoology breakthrough vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

DayBrix 🧱 daily falling-blocks minigame Can you beat today’s challenge? Featuring: Sloth Sunday, Blue Monday, Top-Heavy Tuesday, Wavy Wednesday, Thor’s Day, Faster Friday and Savage Saturday.

🧱 DayBrix is now 2 years old 🎉🎂🎉
What’s your longest win streak?
vole.wtf/daybrix/

This may be the highest score claimed, we're not sure
bsky.app/profile/leig...
(they've said the first go bit was a joke)

Such dedication!

The Incredible Shrinking Goalie ⚽️🧤 Small player, big jumps! A fast-moving keepy uppy game.

⚽️ NEW GAME ⚽️
Can you get a 🏆 World Champion score..?
vole.wtf/goalie/

The Incredible Shrinking Goalie ⚽️🧤 Small player, big jumps! A fast-moving keepy uppy game.

⚽️ NEW GAME ⚽️
Can you get a 🏆 World Champion score..?
vole.wtf/goalie/

400 Crisp Butties Performance - 14th June 400 Crisp Butties – a new performance art event by Pete McKee  On Saturday 14th June Pete McKee will take to the stage at Weston Park Museum in Sheffield as part of his major year-long exhibition The ...

@vole.wtf Have you seen this? www.petemckee.com/blogs/news/4...

Penga 🐧🧊 penguin physics game How many penguins can you save from the royal tyrant?

🐧 Penga just reached 2 million views 🎉🎉🎉
vole.wtf/penga/

BOKEH ⚪️ another circle game Smash the smaller circles while dodging larger ones.

⚪️ BOKEH was released exactly 3 years ago. Have you achieved the 99999 max score yet? vole.wtf/bokeh/

How Punctual Are You? ⏰❓ Just turn up on time, it’s that simple.

⏰NEW THING⏰
Are you a laid-back latecomer or painstakingly prompt?
Our amazingly simple test can tell…
vole.wtf/how-punctual/

Some..?

How Punctual Are You? ⏰❓ Just turn up on time, it’s that simple.

⏰NEW THING⏰
Are you a laid-back latecomer or painstakingly prompt?
Our amazingly simple test can tell…
vole.wtf/how-punctual/

Crisp Sandwich Day is a long way off, but in the meantime here's a chance to taste 32 crisp flavours AND help a dog