maude

Kiss me I am full of existential dread

this little pattern on the ceiling makes me happy.

(try not to freak out that the sun is vaguely on my record.)

Uneasy feeling Newman, of Chatham, Kent, was sentenced to 140 hours' community service by Croydon Crown Court after admitting hitting his friend over the head with a guitar because he kept playing the wrong chord in The Eagles' Peaceful, Easy Feeling.

I would have done the same thing

Three bananas individually wrapped in plastic on a metal wire shelf.

brought to you by the same species that landed on the moon

sesame street is as punk as kathleen hanna is riot grrrl. fight me.

Self care tips: Go outside. Touch some grass. Swim in a river. Hug a tree. Realize the tree is actually a portal. Go through the portal into a land where you live in a mushroom and drink soup. Never be heard from again.

ALLEN!

#MildHorror

28 BUSINESS DAYS LATER

#MildHorror

A YARD SALE ON ELM STREET

#MildHorror

Palestinians told you they were being killed at U.S.-run aid sites in Gaza.

Israeli soldiers admitted they were killing Palestinians at those same sites.

A U.S. security contractor who worked there said the aid sites were engineered death traps.

who has 3 thumbs and is watching the latest superman (again) at a morning matinee on a thursday because it's summer break and i have no life while my child is in electronic music camp?

not me!

also this is why my sense of humor is the way it is.

i don't care how old i am. describing myself as an orphan because both of my parents are dead thus conjuring up a liitle british child with a cup and/or annie will always be hilarious to me.

i dont need to fall asleep i need an avalanche of sleep that buries me alive

yes! haven't heard wiretap yet.

addicted to heavyweight. incredibly thoughtful, wry, and nostalgic. listen. to. it. now.

TLC can eat shit i love waterfalls

fantastic 4 (maybe) references, no spoilers?

1. 3 men & a baby
2. ghostbusters 2 vibes with baby & giant man dressed like genghis khan
3. the thing and his role in the bear

Just verified my age with Bluesky by screaming as I bend over to pick up the fork I dropped

oh hello there, tongue.

same!

genuinely feel that folks questioning the intent don't understand its satire. honest portrait of how screwed up everything was and is.

Eddington is a divisive movie: it divides people into people who like Eddington and people who are wrong

will be very surprised if phoenix isn't nominated. will definitely need a rewatch. #yourbeingmanipulated #eddington

of course i saw eddington for pedro, joaquin, and ari. glued to my seat the entire time. intense, riveting, and very wut just happened; aster is a conductor, wrecking trains everywhere and commenting on the tragic aftermath and curious onlookers.

this is seriously how i feel in *any* conversation. then i interupt like an asshole because I JUST WANT TO TALK FFS.

My new trauma-based hip hop group Naughty By Nurture

saw the opening night show in portland - was great! my old brain wished for subtitles but hey. such things take funding.

yesss. puppets. and sci-fi. and silliness.