Rogue Elephant

Jury Nullification is a fancy name for a legal practice but it really just comes down to our innate right to always respond "actually I ain't gotta do shit, buddy"

Goat curry is great but i’m quite intrigued by the idea, and the possibilities of goat meat in a bun

Theres a gas leak in your house dude

tweet by mattie lubchansky: ‘personally i do NOT like it that the original charter of new york city states that the mayor must be "of limited intelligenfe and poccefing the sparke of madness"’

the downside is I’m devastated that we can no longer use this tweet, which was one of my favourites

WATCH: Dash cam video shows UPS plane crash in Louisville, Kentucky

zohran: good morning rama my wife
rama: hello mamdani

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Not from the book 2/10 reply

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

A dishwasher is already a robot that does your dishes

re: Glasnow

2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads:

“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”

Discovered in Turkey

Ross Hendricks @Ross__Hendricks · 19m This carnage is a reflection of economic devastation hiding under the surface of an AI mania quote tweet showing food and staples stocks getting smoked

It's okay we will all eat inference data tokens instead

While I support the long-term ecological project of bugs, I feel that their short-term goals are not mission-aligned. My brand partnership with bugs hinges on actionable progress with regard to: getting in my house, scampering around, flying when it looks like you shouldn’t be able to, attitude.

Dracula just fucking shot me

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”

A former roommate once got furious at me for “spoiling” Apollo 13

Legally, this is no different from Iran sinking a Disney cruise in international waters and then saying "it's all good, they were terrorists carrying drugs."

Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.

Could ICE have 'lost' 3,000 immigrant arrestees in Chicago? At least 3,000 jailed immigrants have vanished from federal records, according to human rights attorneys and organizations.

Countdown til they find the mass graves

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Clearing up those "had a stroke" rumors with some impeccable StrokePosting™. Masterful gambit sir!

Banner: DECIDING TO WIN: Toward a common sense renewal of the Democratic Party THE PROBLEM: Democrats have been offering voters a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This is despite the fact that only 40% of voters want PB&J and 35% want ham and cheese. (A Pie chart shows 40% pb and j, 35% ham and cheese, and 25% other) THE SOLUTION: The Democrats are poised to earn a supermajority by targeting what the median American voter wants: a peanut butter and ham sandwich Clip art of a peanut butter and ham sandwich

This "Deciding To Win" study is pretty compelling, say what you will about the participants but you can't argue the stats

Fun tidbit: Castro used the eurostep so much that Che questioned his commitment to communism.

"Yes, it leads to a basket, but at what cost to the communal spirit?"

It sucks that everyone thinks of Rudy Gobert when they think of French players because Boris Diaw and his locker espresso machine deserve to be the face of the French NBA

Game recognize game

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them