Thomas Meehan

Red sky at night, Turkish Delight,
Red Sky in the morning, Bounty.

mary: you booked a hotel yet
joseph (playing wooden xbox): yeah no i'm on it

Belinda Carlisle is an improvement tho.

Oh my Lord, please stop.

Was Mary's boy child born on 8 December? No, so off the song can fuck for now. Esp doing a depressing sainsbury's shop.

They shouldn't sell Warner Bros but instead offer access to it as an increasingly unattractive subscription service.

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

I just feel that overuse of AI is gradually depriving us of the ability to open pod bay doors for ourselves

That would take 20 minutes tops after the national lottery (use and equipment too). And would have more charisma.

It feels like a primary school play rehearsal in front of an audience of prisoners.

In a room with the World Cup draw on the tv. Why is this not an excel spreadsheet and an email?

Awful picture of Santa Claire and some children looking out of an unwisely open window at a snowy wood at night with a huge moon.

Close up of children's 'faces' from an Awful picture of Santa Claire and some children looking out of an unwisely open window at a snowy wood at night with a huge moon. Don't have nightmares.

Close up of Santa's hand from Awful picture of Santa Claire and some children looking out of an unwisely open window at a snowy wood at night with a huge moon.

Might not be AI.

Found some copies of The Light at a motorway services. Did my own research as to what it was and responsibly recycled them.

Cancelling trains that are already running in order to make the timetable neater somewhat boils my piss.

In the time they've spent chucking people off this train to cancel it i could have been at my stop and well on my way ffs. No idea if a replacement is coming but at least I know to smoke or vape or whatever.

Eek. I hope it comes to light quickly. I suppose at least it's not making sounds during the night.

We had something similar which turned out to be an old carbon monoxide tester whose battery had run out and was hiding behind a ledge on top of a kitchen cupboard so was invisible.

YOUR POEMS Christmas by Caroline Dean Hark the herald angels sing, Listen to them shop tills ring. Early sales reel them in, Today's bargains, tomorrow in the bin. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Profits all the way. The manager grins, his bonus is in, Hope people donate in the charity tin. While shepherds watched their flocks by night, I'm still in the supermarket's long, long queue. People in the car park over a parking space fight. Mi be home soon, so I'll be seeing you. I'm rocking around the Christmas tree while Holly and Ivy share a kiss. I've spent all my pension by my love is free, At the end of the day, the peace is pure bliss. So, it's a silent night, No arguing tonight. A beer-induced sleep, Ooh lovely, not a peep.

Christmas is RUINED.

One of December's many faults is that it's both way too short to get anything done and unbearably long.

Railway sign saying "Traction Bond". Who knows what it means. I feel it would ruin it to find out.

The name's Bond...

Headline: "Doctors to stage five-day strike before Christmas"

Isn't it more conventional to stage a nativity play

"The party last week revealed a shortlist of names for its members to pick from, which will be announced later on Sunday: Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many."

Only one of these - Popular Alliance - is not a complete dud, although it would be a good addition to @rentouljohn.bsky.social's list of Compound Names In Which Every Word Is Untrue

Facebook post asking for a car to be moved.

Christmas is all about tradition. So it's lovely to see the annual Facebook posts about cars left in the town square car park ahead of the light switch-on.

I saw this in Sainsbury’s earlier, and the other six cheeses (listed on the other side of the box) are just as horrific.

“Cheddar with peri peri turn up the heat herd style”

Fifteen pounds.

Close up of black cat's face. Eyes are very dark but the nose is all pink in a white background.

Cat

Sarah and Russell A couple of things we need to get through before we wade in with our knockoff Hunters that we got from the car boot sale from the man who has L-V-O-E tattooed on his left knuckles: THE GLORIOUS DEA…

In the latest Guardian Blind Date: 'he stayed behind to pick at the cold leftovers'
My review:

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you

I experimented splicing the DNA of a cheetah with that of a crab, but things went sideways fast.

Such a small set of weird songs repeated TO DEATH. Totally respect your principles too though. 😀