Crabbie

Fighting a panic attack. Feeling like a bug under a magnifying glass. Hate being observed. Time for TGWDLM.

Enough with your purity tests! *Chugs factory runoff*

Me and Shrike are going to be horribly wonderful parents someday. We just decided that if we are ever “blessed” with four boys, the last one is going to be named Bob. Bc by that point we’ll be so done with kids.

Polyphemus moth from the other night. Still riding the high from seeing him.

Today’s mood: Brave as a Noun by AJJ

Connecting dots from previous conversations: “oh they definitely still watch Ray don’t they”

Realizing my coworker used to be into RVB. There is now a non-zero chance this person has heard me sing. Horrifying.

Hermitcraft MSHA-inspector au.
All I know is scar handles environmental compliance and spells SWPPP and SPCC with extra Ps and Cs and confuses the two constantly

Work be like:

Me: “I could use a second opinion on this, I’m a little confused”
Second opinion: -gaslights me into thinking I am a lizard-

Me and my friend at this guy when he says he believes the government causes hurricanes.

What is my job man?

Three black kittens on a lap.

You probably need to see kittens right now so I’m here for you. (They all got adopted into happy furever homes).

Shrike: “if I had a lightsaber I would just have a gun instead.”
Me: “honey, let me introduce you to Ezra Bridger.”

Watching Obi-Wan series with Wife just finished episode 4.
Wife: “I hate Reva & I hate that I hate her but she’s such a good villain & a bitch and I hate her”
Me, who’s seen this series before, know’s Reva’s story, & knows what makes my wife’s favorite characters:
“Oh okay >:3, let’s keep watching”

a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .

I asked my wife what kind of Star Wars alien they would be if they were in SW.
They chose Lasat, not knowing anything about them.
My hot-for-lasat ass:

Feeling hopeless, Frodo asks, "What are we holding onto Sam?" Sam responds, "That there's some good in this world Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for."

Love will win.

My wife is further cemented as the Jon in our Jonmartin as they cannot make tea.
They let the bag sit for like, 30 seconds and then handed me the cup.

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“DIDNT LIKE DIDNT LIKE EM LIKE EM DIDNT LIKE DIDNG LIKE EM LIKE DID NOT DID NOT NOT LIKE EM LIKE EM”

If you ever see on my Spotify that I am listening to “The Guy who Didn’t like Musicals” please know that I am internally raging and screaming and this is how I’m getting it out.

"The sin of empathy" is a phrase I saw by one of these fascists that has stayed with me.

In order to commit atrocities, you must eliminate empathy. You must dehumanize people to the point where empathy is impossible in order to get tacit assent by a population to commit mass violence and murder.

Oh this is a cute picrew!

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

The fish toast to the comfort of yaoi

Pass the yaoi!!!

this is an illegal order. the president does not have the legal authority to discriminate against entire categories of americans on the basis of sex. this order is no different than if he had issued one reinstituting segregation.

Me 99% percent of the year: “idc about football or sports”
Me when the Eagles are in the playoffs and/or the Super Bowl: “E L G S E S EAGLES!!! GREASE UP THEM POLLS! FLY EAGLES FLY!!”

I will call Addison McConnell by his preferred name and not his legal birth name when he chooses to call trans people by theirs.

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

Rest now sweet prince

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Welp, there went my last chance to get my wife into Star Wars. Guess I’ll just have to suffer on my own

“Sevika is the only woman who likes women in Arcane who can mind control me.”