CHIMICHANGA!!!

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

how funny is this propaganda on a scale of 1 to north korea lol

Yesterday, I saw Musk's biographer Walter Isaacson wheeled out for a TV interview under the chyron "Musk: Back to Business" and it really feels like the media is entirely happy to go along with a concerted PR effort to increase Musk's finances by downplaying what he did to your government.

It's not that Biden's decline while in office, and the effort to hide it, isn't a story. It's just that the guy *currently* in office is also in serious decline, dangerously so, and was even before he was elected, and there oddly doesn't seem to be the same fervor to cover that story.

A better idea for a game show is one in which Kristi Noem and other Trump Cabinet members are tried for treason

I mean it couldn’t fucking matter less whether Trump does something to benefit the Qataris, thought he already has and certainly will again. What matters is that the actual Constitution — not some obscure law — flatly explains that he cannot accept a nice fountain pen much less a fucking airplane.

26. The officers continued their warrantless search through Mr. Mangione's backpack at McDonald's even after he was removed from the restaurant by other officers and driven to the precinct. During this continued search at McDonald's, Patrolwoman Wasser recovered a gun magazine loaded with bullets. Now realizing she had made a potentially devastating mistake by thoroughly searching the backpack of a murder suspect in a significant New York press case without a warrant, she suddenly stated that she was searching through the backpack at McDonald's to make sure there "wasn't a bomb or anything in here" before putting the backpack in the car. The falsity of that comment was made clear seconds later when another officer at McDonald's stated "Now that we found that [i.e., the loaded magazine], let's just bring it back" to the precinct. Suddenly not concerned about a "bomb," Patrolwoman Wasser placed all the items back into the backpack and stopped searching. Patrolwoman Wasser repeated her comment that she was making

sure there were no bombs in the backpack, as another officer commented that "at this point we probably need a search warrant for it." Without calling for the bomb squad, evacuating the McDonald's or even searching for a bomb, Patrolwoman Wasser placed the backpack in her police car and brought it to the precinct. 27. Patrolwoman Wasser left McDonald's at 10:04 a.m. There is no body-worn camera footage from her for the next 11 minutes as she drives to the precinct with the backpack. At 10:16 a.m., one minute after arriving at the precinct, Patrolwoman Wasser continued her warrantless search of the backpack. Patrolwoman Wasser first re-opened the same backpack compartment that she had started searching at the McDonald's before immediately closing that compartment and opening the front compartment of the backpack as if she was specifically looking for something. Instantly, she "found" a handgun in the front compartment.

So, local cops conducted a warrantless search of Luigi's backpack, realized they screwed up, admitted it on camera, put the backpack in a patrol car NOT sealed in an evidence bag (an 11 minute drive with no bodycam footage available), then searched the backpack again at the station and "found" a gun

Dude was feeling it

Join your local protest on April 19th. Spread the word.

So I guess Benson heard all of us when we kept calling him Freddie Mercury, huh?

Goodness.

He's gonna make ME do backflips.
And I'm over 45.

#couchella ##Coachella #Queen

Carrot sums it up better than I can

JD Vance with everyone who likes him.

Hell yeah

What tasty beverage ya got there?

Happy Winter Solstice!

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

having to explain all of the Macy’s parade performers to my parents and extended family is a tradition I look forward to every year

Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.

Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight