That may be the most self defeating thing people ever did.
24.02.2026 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@zendarva.bsky.social
We, the redacted. https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/our-government/the-constitution/ Don't follow me, the very occasional funny jokes are not worth the rest. heh,
That may be the most self defeating thing people ever did.
24.02.2026 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"There is very little left to eat but shit. Sure, you could choose not to eat shit, but then you wouldn't get to eat as much."
I feel like i should be using that "and yet you participate in society" meme, but... no. I refuse.
Yes. Removing it.
23.02.2026 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My toddler has found a youtube video where the background music is the alarm jingle i used through my 20's. And he plays it incessantly.
23.02.2026 14:30 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Work on your reading comprehension.
20.02.2026 12:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy fuck dude.
We have a fascist party and a non fascist party.
You can dislike the non fascist party but...
I mean.. well i guess you can like the fascist party too, if that's who you want to be.
So you agree. It's a prisoners dilemma, with 300 million participants, each doing their own thing.
20.02.2026 02:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's the prisoners dilimma with 300 million participants.
I get you wish it weren't.
But delusions don't change things.
Dear lord I wish.
20.02.2026 01:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not hypnotized.
Capable of basic math.
Nationally, it's true. Locally less so.
I mean... One party is offering radical something.
19.02.2026 21:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I actually think "Loraxses" is the best, since it's obviously wrong, in a way that's fun to say.
Most Suessian.
You're working very hard to misunderstand a simple statement.
What on earth are you getting out of it?
No one said to.
What was said was to pick the venue.
Says the noseless dipshit.
19.02.2026 13:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember that bit about cutting off your nose to spite your face?
Yeah. You're fucking stupid.
So, instead, you voted for the much worse trump genocide.
Good job.
You're working really fucking hard to misunderstand.
19.02.2026 13:12 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Genocide was explicitly the winning strategy.
And ethnic cleansing too.
Trump won running on that.
It was tho.
Trump won.
Rofl
No.
Because people are fucking stupid.
So.. Maxmaxxing?
19.02.2026 13:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I agree.
And the people freaking out about Newsome are gonna get the next trump acolyte elected, the way they got him elected last time.
I've got a single issue to.
And it's not being stupid enough to cut off my nose to spite my face.
Their hourly paychecks, and the instructions to create drama.
19.02.2026 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like Trump? That's what this bullshit got us.
19.02.2026 12:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This. So much fucking this.
19.02.2026 12:47 β π 44 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Now you have me trying to figure out what the proper plural of Lorax is.
Is it...Loraxen? Loraxi? Loraxses?
Or, should i be trying to figure out the improper plural? Hmm.
They could learn to employ logic and check primary sources.
Till then, they're just waiting for the next cult to fall for.
No Diaries allowed ehh?
18.02.2026 18:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0