Christine D

Had a coworker tell me I was “pretty tall for a female” today so I got that going for me I guess

Damn this is probably the first
Pope who’s ever eaten a hotdog

I think Luke Brian is AI or a psyop like he’s def not real. He’s got that “lab grown” look about him.

April Fools Day is the worst day to be online. So tired of brands trying to be cute today 🙄

Wait actually???

I should be able to screen share when I FaceTime. Like sometimes I need you to see what I see live lmao

I admittedly don’t know much about kayaks and don’t know enough to recommend. I bought a Crescent Primo, it’s a sit on top and I love it. I say yes to getting onto the water tho!

Buying a kayak is in the top five best decisions I’ve made in my 30s

Waterbeds really fell off. Are those still a thing. Does anyone have a waterbed?

I’m turning 35 this year and I just decided to have a birthday party, I haven’t had a birthday party since I was maybe 8??? It’s going to be a board game and dip party and I’m going to get a vintage heart cake! I’m so excited 😭😭😭

My medication which I absolutely need to live a (mostly) pain free life just went up from $4500/month (30 day supply) to $5300/month. 30 pills. $177/pill. Completely normal system we have here. Absolutely not broken in anyway

There is a direct correlation between youngest children and a complete lack of planning skills, and as the oldest this drives me completely insane

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

I work with a guy who turns on an OOO any time he steps away from his desk even for a moment telling you that he’ll be right back and frankly that’s so insane, like we aren’t curing brain cancer. please chill tf out

Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

He wants to talk about honored, he’d be honored if I ever let me speak to me again after that

As a woman, it does not sit right with me that Travis was out here talking about how “honored” he was that DJT was coming to the Super Bowl after everything DJT has said about Taylor. If that was my man, I’d 1000% but a hex on his team so they lost the Super Bowl and looked like clowns doing it.

They should never let Tom Brady talk a jumper off of a ledge

SOMEONE TAKE THE MIC FROM TOM

"It didn't explain what Salesforce *does*"

because if they said "you know when you buy a pair of boots online and five seconds after the order clears you get 'we noticed you bought these boots, want to buy them again' emails every fifteen minutes? We make that possible!" a mob would burn their HQ

Tom Brady having an emotional crisis like the booth is his therapist's office

I would literally pay Tom Brady to shut the fuck up

Looking up bell bottom jeans for no reason

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

Why the fuck is this commercial calling me fat in Super Bowl Sunday ????

What year will the manning brothers stop being in Super Bowl commercials

Fleshy cowboy head it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen

Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks

More of this, America.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually