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I’ll give the Trump administration this: it’s brought millions of Americans to the realization that they’d rather be annoyed by the left than murdered by the right.

15.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Ew, dude. Fine to make a wry (respectful!) comment to acknowledge a failed flirtation, but whiny "guess I'm not good enough" is the passive aggressive form of negging.

15.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Sir, the sane voters of the United States want ICE abolished. There is no β€œclean up the agency,” that can fix what has happened. They murdered people, abused and assaulted immigrants and citizens. It’s too late to fix. It must be abolished.

15.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 396    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 11

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

15.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5833    πŸ” 994    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 21
A romantic dinner for two. One diner is a cat. They have a big spaghetti dish in front of them. A glass of red wine is to their right. It is unclear if the second diner across from them is also a cat. But what would be so strange if it were?

A romantic dinner for two. One diner is a cat. They have a big spaghetti dish in front of them. A glass of red wine is to their right. It is unclear if the second diner across from them is also a cat. But what would be so strange if it were?

Happy Valentine’s Day ❀️

15.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1417    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 10
Mike + The Mechanics - The Living Years (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Mike + The Mechanics Mike + The Mechanics - The Living Years (Official Audio)

#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge

Day 15: Song that makes you cry

Something about this song just pushes all the right buttons 😭

Mike + The Mechanics - The Living Years

youtu.be/TtuXIcfV0Ow?...

15.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 452    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 16
A colorful Lego set to celebrate the year of the horse, with four galloping horses in front of an elaborate background

A colorful Lego set to celebrate the year of the horse, with four galloping horses in front of an elaborate background

Today's attempt to hold myself together with plastic bricks

14.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A close up of a cat named Greg’s big dumb face.

A close up of a cat named Greg’s big dumb face.

Greg.

15.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 857    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2
15.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SERIOUSLY. No shade on people who are into that and/or v*re, but those are not my proclivities and I've only ever clicked "pls stop", but here we are with Bluesky insisting in spite of all available evidence that what I really need is MORE eccentric kink.

15.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what Bluesky thinks "show less like this" means, but it doesn't show less like that.

14.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3601    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 182    πŸ“Œ 25
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this was a little silly but at least believable after one term of trump, but is transparently flimsy after two.

donald trump is forever. the forces he represents are not just going to vanish like a dream. democrats need to contend with this fact to find a way out of the pit.

14.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1286    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 195    πŸ“Œ 35

It honestly aches my heart the way we'll do things that they obviously hate and cannot possibly comprehend the benefit of, but then within hours or days it's all "ugh you're weird and mean sometimes but you're still my person, here have some more trust"

15.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
 Cartoon by Nate Pyle. Library launches seeds that turn into little Free Libraries..

Cartoon by Nate Pyle. Library launches seeds that turn into little Free Libraries..

#booksky

14.02.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2348    πŸ” 406    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

14.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 13332    πŸ” 1939    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 51

"The Dow is over 50,000!"
Yeah, my electric bill is 30% higher, my food costs are 20% higher, my rent went up 15% and my wages have been stagnant for years.. But please, keep telling me how great things are... for your wealth friends.
1 piece of chicken
1 Tortilla
1 piece of Broccoli
1 other item.

14.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2118    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 28

When they make movies about this in the future they will tone down the cruelty of ICE and border patrol, like Spielberg did with Goeth in Schindler's List, because no one will believe they were actually this monstrous.

13.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2301    πŸ” 619    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. β€œMonkey Stronger Together.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. β€œMonkey Stronger Together.”

13.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 20511    πŸ” 5076    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 63

it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now

13.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2021    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 39

Republican France would like a word, citizen...

13.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They literally dragged a minor employee out of a Target as he was wailing that he was a US citizen, roughed him up in their car, and then dropped him off bloodied and bruised in the freezing cold a couple of miles away, so miss us with this.

12.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3628    πŸ” 955    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 9

It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag

12.02.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3550    πŸ” 667    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 38
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A pre-cooked rotisserie chicken from Safeway is $9.99. If I bought one every day for a year, that's $3,646.35. The average price of a house in the United States is $400,000. It would cost about 109 years of daily rotisserie chickens to buy that house.

12.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1519    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 25
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(additional options for those with slightly higher budgets, too)

12.02.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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London is cool, but Mordor is a GREAT value for the tourist dollar:

12.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news: the cats will find you when it is Your Time.

12.02.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A very fluffy siamese-appearing cat that looks like two huge blue eyes in an explosion of fur.

A very fluffy siamese-appearing cat that looks like two huge blue eyes in an explosion of fur.

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

11.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3998    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 182    πŸ“Œ 45

bsky.app/profile/aver...

11.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Both in grey.

11.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Creatures of dignity and grace, one and all.

11.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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