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every time someone says something terfy it mostly reveals how deeply they hate womanhood

27.10.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 470    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
The Simpsons scene where Mr Burns announces that everyone who has found true love can leave early. Except he says "every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President within the past year may leave early". France, South Korea and Brazil celebrate

The Simpsons scene where Mr Burns announces that everyone who has found true love can leave early. Except he says "every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President within the past year may leave early". France, South Korea and Brazil celebrate

The one guy left alone who's not allowed to leave early, with a USA flag on him

The one guy left alone who's not allowed to leave early, with a USA flag on him

04.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3872    ๐Ÿ” 935    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
Painting of an oddly proportioned Jesus hugging a small Santa Claus, who is crying. They are in front of an angel statue that is holding a sign saying "remembering 9-11"

Painting of an oddly proportioned Jesus hugging a small Santa Claus, who is crying. They are in front of an angel statue that is holding a sign saying "remembering 9-11"

12.09.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

post the goods

11.09.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

10.09.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18909    ๐Ÿ” 3882    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 247    ๐Ÿ“Œ 350

The mad lad really went and did it

11.09.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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I HAVE PAID AN ETSY WITCH TO UNFUCK THE MARINERS, BESTIES HELP ME MANIFEST dAdd 18:20 โ€ข 05 Sep 25 โ€ข 196K Views

Absolute Unit @notBObR055 Follow I HAVE PAID AN ETSY WITCH TO UNFUCK THE MARINERS, BESTIES HELP ME MANIFEST dAdd 18:20 โ€ข 05 Sep 25 โ€ข 196K Views

WE HAVE CONFIRMATION OF THE SPELL

WE HAVE CONFIRMATION OF THE SPELL

Seattle Mariners
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shoutout to the etsy witch
seattle 18
FINAL
Atlanta 2
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Seattle Mariners @Mariners shoutout to the etsy witch seattle 18 FINAL Atlanta 2 9.7.25

Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social โ€ข 2d
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social โ€ข 2d Joined Nov '24 If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-someโ€ฆ. We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jez... โ€ข www.jezebel.com 42 โ†’ 29K 4.8K ไธช

ETSY WITCHES ARE HAVING A MOMENT

10.09.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1305    ๐Ÿ” 364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

huh that all-billionaires-are-evil thing keeps being true.

11.09.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 507    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œSo what if he disagreed with you, he didnโ€™t deserve to dieโ€

But he thought I did.

This isnโ€™t disagreement. Itโ€™s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.

I donโ€™t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.

10.09.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4656    ๐Ÿ” 1286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Itโ€™s fine to say that violence is never the answer, but I canโ€™t help but observe that for Charlie Kirk violence was always the answer, and it was the only answer he offered, and, because of the privilege that he refused to admit he had, he could enact it from a comfortable and respectable place.

10.09.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6650    ๐Ÿ” 1145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Charlie Kirk spent his lifeโ€˜s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and weโ€™re now not supposed to mention that because itโ€™s not polite.

10.09.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49994    ๐Ÿ” 12577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1267    ๐Ÿ“Œ 538

Ria Czerniak-Lebov via @attackerman.bsky.socialโ€™s piece yesterday

11.09.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 491    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

10.09.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41661    ๐Ÿ” 10336    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1421    ๐Ÿ“Œ 631
31.08.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 635    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

tis the season

31.08.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pushing guys, moving in space while keeping their space. this rocks.

31.08.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

our oline can moooooove. legitimately fun football to watch.

31.08.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

utah just running the fuckin ball is my favorite utah football

31.08.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unreal emotion to feel good about a game

31.08.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bentley is playin SO many downs. he is doing a lot of good stuff.

31.08.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this olson at fb package is a lot of fun

31.08.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man wish anthony woods played for my team

31.08.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate how quickly I just got reinvested in this program. i love ball.

31.08.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

she jason on my beck til i six

31.08.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fano omg y omg

31.08.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hank hill smiling in the shower

Hank hill smiling in the shower

me after two years of shitty offense and seeing those drives

31.08.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was alive for a lot of non-painful times during the the 18, 19, 21, and 22 seasons

at least that's how i remembered it

30.08.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
four panels of Trent Reznor in a sleeveless shirt at a show saying (1)How are you tonight? Having a good time? Ready to party? Have fun?(2) Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band. (3) We're here to have a bad time. (4) (synthesizer playing)

four panels of Trent Reznor in a sleeveless shirt at a show saying (1)How are you tonight? Having a good time? Ready to party? Have fun?(2) Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band. (3) We're here to have a bad time. (4) (synthesizer playing)

when it's time for northwestern football season

26.08.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 440    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

cam rising can no longer hurt me, but iโ€™m sure someone else will

happy game day, folks

30.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

were they also a hawtie?

31.07.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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