Matlock

I'm here for JCO systematically disassembling Elon Musk, tweet by tweet

The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.

The anime avatars have spoken 😔😔😔

Vibeo grames

Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

We'll never be united with Schumer and those other vichy dems at the helm. Get rid of them or lose forever.

Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

xkcd.com/3165/

That pause before "I am twelve" might be the funniest part in any song

Call on Schumer to resign or you're complicit

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Regarding tech platforms and websites, I'm at rock bottom level of fucks to give anymore. If something sucks I'll just leave. I stopped using reddit for anything other than work, cold turkey, out of pure spite. I can and will pull that move again!

“But I use it for a good reason, it helps me do ___!” Nope sorry

I don’t have to use it at all and I’m not even that great a writer, it does not speak well of you

Need to emphasize that if you tell me you use chatbots to do your job, especially if your job is something creative like writing, I am going to assume that you are probably bad at your job and also gullible and not terribly bright and you should assume I am not remotely alone in that

Feeling overwhelmed at the work I gotta do through the rest of the year, which of course means I will struggle with the executive function to actually do that work.

Post a non religious image you think of as holy

Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod in The 5th Element.

This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers

[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing

And the award for whitest writer goes to...

Me every year

Mr Beast was made in a lab by a group of scientists looking to create a dead-eyed husk who only made progressively more evil decisions

and honestly im sick of not pushing back on this specifically

you want to advance human civilization?

- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

The fires of hell aren't hot enough

Haven't worked on any of my fun projects in about a week. It's a bit stressful rn with real life stuff so I'm not in a headspace to be all that creative.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

That's 0.39 pounds per person, over the course of 1 year.

Sometimes I have a hard time celebrating a win because I know the road ahead isn't easy and success isn't guaranteed. But watching the "centrist" media faceplant this bad gives me more joy than I know what to do with. Eat shit Bari Weiss

You know what, when he's right he's right. Communism hasn't worked for a thousand years. Someone check in at A.D. 2800 or so and see how we're doing