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@scatter.bsky.social

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Congratulations! The billionaires have successfully sold you a lie. Better luck next time!

11.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my wife's quiet strength and have been racking my brain over what to get her for her birthday. You're a lifesaver

08.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dlrow oiram repus
luigi's mansion
american truck simulator
richard burns rally
jokershellok
majora's mask blindfold
super mario 64 70 person 70 star relay
pokemon emerald (currently happening!)

11.01.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's not true, there was another one earlier this week

11.01.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry can’t think of one

07.01.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it doesn’t strike me as broadly true that people want disney to have stronger IP rights in response to AI, people just use β€œcopyright” and β€œplagiarism” interchangeably. the problem is a moral one, not a legal one. most artists don’t have the power to enforce copyright at that scale anyway

07.01.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ohh, shit. you watching? keep me posted

07.01.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

07.01.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4765    πŸ” 855    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 28

Then why haven’t video game characters convinced people to kill? You are lending an extremely naive amount of credence to the human psyche here. I don’t think you’re actually interested in the dangers presented here if you’re going to dismiss them out of hand based on an argument this baseless.

31.12.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right?

31.12.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1301    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 17

chatbots don’t need to be indistinguishable from humans to invalidate your point. They only need to be distinguishable from videogame characters, and they are. The novelty of bespoke generated answers to messages is enough of a simulacrum of human interaction to have the effect Sarah is mentioning

31.12.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

30.12.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vegan restaurants you don’t have to hang up a pride flag we already know how you feel. It’s like a sports bar putting up a swastika

29.12.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah he's a great guy, super funny. if you ever piss him off even a little bit he'll get insanely mad and make an example out of you in front of everyone and bring it up at least 5 more times. yeah basically just try not to speak directly to him ever. he's chill tho

27.12.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

canceled when my google searches leak and the number one repeated query every day for the past eighteen months is β€œcould queen’s gambit see the board better because her eyes were so far apart”

13.02.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

25.12.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2935    πŸ” 659    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 11
meg family guy ipod crying

meg family guy ipod crying

24.12.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thought about donkey kong country and got too emotional again

24.12.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

alright here's mine. i might be just a little pessimistic

19.12.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

16.12.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13295    πŸ” 6552    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 115

tangential but when i was a kid i heard the word virgin on a sitcom and, vaguely remembering it as a religious thing, asked my mom what it meant. i was very embarrassed to hear the answer

15.12.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doordashing a coffee at 11 pm so its waiting for me in the morning

10.12.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:

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09.12.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 617    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

just hit a lick on the unicode consortium

07.12.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do β€œpeople claim” that, or do people just use the Duff gag as an easy-to-parse example of the more general β€œthe show is ruined by recropping” argument that almost everyone has responded to you with here?

03.12.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a tumblr post from user β€œwildmansters”

The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist.

But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building.

I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.

screenshot of a tumblr post from user β€œwildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

28.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22320    πŸ” 7583    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn’t get away with that these days

28.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When i was a kid i thought Foghorn Leghorn was called Fuckhorn Lickhorn

28.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Stupid assh*le (male πŸ™„) instacart shopper just gave me the old ship of theseus with all the wood replaced when I asked for a new ship of theseus. What a moron

27.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chomosex
Hahy
Pebutter

25.11.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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