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Chicago Bears linebacker Ruben Hyppolite II, injured on the field of play

Oh no, he's been struck down by an Achaemenid mace

Hyppolite II is starting at LB for the Bears

Formerly, he led a Greek uprising against Artaxerxes in Persepolis in 430 BC

I came here hoping someone had posted this by now. Thank you for your service

@sickoscommittee.org if y'all could create a (much) better-looking box of Pavia Flakes, speaking on behalf of Commodore Nation, that would really be the tops

Crudely modified box of Flutie Flakes cereal, which have been renamed Pavia Flakes

Diego Pavia, Vanderbilt University Commodores quarterback

Some NFL team's gotta take a flyer on this man

He'll be on cereal boxes someday

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BEVEL THOSE USL CHAMPIONS THE PITTSBURGH RIVERHOUNDS

BEVEL THOSE USL CHAMPIONS THE PITTSBURGH RIVERHOUNDS

#GRITTSBURGH 🏞🐶🟨⬛⚽🏆 ‼‼‼

PIT ✅✅✅✅✅
TUL✅❌✅✅

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#GRITTSBURGH

Former Pirates great 🏴‍☠️

The two threads I've read today are this (where one is saying we need to stop giving in to our vices) & another promoting weed as a harmless pastime and how Puritanism is still pervasive

So what is it?

Seems like there's a venn diagram in here

I agree w/ the person saying legal, taxed, regulated

when a sports broadcaster or analyst says "verse" in between two teams instead of "versus," a kitten dies

Bravo, Travis Head
Just said enough of this fooling around
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Why is the USL championship match kicking off at 11am local time in Tulsa?
All season they play night games.
I guess it's for TV 🤷‍♂️
#Grittsburgh

When I read the NatGeo feature (Jan '24) on this my jaw dropped. And I've thought it about at least weekly since then. Mind boggling

Drop your kids off at the STEM center then go piss away their college fund!

Davis Cup finals week ties are better with top 20-60 types

We get enough of the elite players in everything else. This is enthralling stuff
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He asked Beamer's blessing? Did he get on his knee and present a ring to Whit Babcock?

Power to the people who proclaim the success of their Amazon boycott on sites that run on AWS

Kinda hard when the whole world runs on AWS, even here 🔵🌤️
But yeah, purchase-wise there are numerous, better alternatives

Buffalo plays the way banks are run in the U.S. They fuck around and fuck around and assume the bailout is coming--whether it's from Josh Allen or Congress

All announcer critique posts prove one thing: TONS of people who presumably watch tons of sports don't know the difference between play-by-play & color commentary

The Irish NFL pxp guy Michael McQuaid is being praised

2/3rds of replies are "hE shOuLd REpLaCe coLliNsWoRTh"

They do different jobs!

Spectrum Wrestling with Killer Kal Rudman

Happy Birthday to all the fathers out there

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

Twitter post from 2022 by @agraybee Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

I think about this post from time to time

People that dive into religion for the first time as adults are often nuts

Similarly people who start partying around midlife vs average teens experimenting

40-somethings that post pics of their "airport beers?" Zero chance they drank underage

(post that will make sense to ~three people)

An interview with Zizou Bergs is exactly what one would expect from an interview with someone named Zizou Bergs

Headline on davis cup dot com about Raphael Collignon of Belgium defeating Corentin Moutet of France in a quarterfinal tie in Bologna, Italy

It's a rule that any headline about Corentin Moutet includes a word like mercurial, enigmatic, volatile, capricious or...

Two paragraphs from a Washington Post article about the saudi despot visiting the american despot. They read as follows: President Donald Trump on Tuesday defended Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over the killing of Washington Post opinion columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying “things happen” and that he did not hold the Saudi leader responsible for the 2018 murder despite a U.S. intelligence report assessing the opposite. Trump’s dismissive language offered the highest-level confirmation yet that Mohammed will face few consequences for the killing, as the crown prince makes his first visit to Washington since Khashoggi was dismembered in a Saudi consulate in Turkey.

All The Worst People

Expanding accordingly like the CFP!

Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.