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Wannabe novelist, foul mouthed story teller, dad and recovering dirtbag I sometimes write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io

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Look before yโ€™all come at me Iโ€™m not shitting on Taylor to be mean. The lady compared her to Shakespeare. Not Taylor is a good writer but Taylor is THE BEST.

08.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everytime someone talks about a tech optimist future Im gonna remember how in the last ten minutes Facebook fed me a screed claiming Taylor Swift is the greatest writer in History and then three posts about The Red Clay Strays Charlie Kirk song.

08.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Louisiana has a different accent every hundred miles or so because we were settled top down by the English/Scots/Irish and the Gulf up by the French and Spanish with a shiiiiiiiiit ton of enslaved Caribbean and African folks mixed in.

08.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m from NW Louisiana, Shreveport, damn near in East Texas and my accent is incredibly East Texas.

My spouse is from the New Orleans metro and while their accent is fairly neutral when theyโ€™re sober and not pissed my mother in law sounds like sheโ€™s from Brooklyn.

Then thereโ€™s Cajunsโ€ฆ

08.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Orleans folks pronounce it Cal-ee-ope.

08.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Calliope.

08.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yea after a while it just becomes monotonous and itโ€™s hard to engage with them as human beings.

08.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This afternoons issue is apparently feminism.
Climate change could be fixed with feminist theory. Fascism, guess what, defeated by feminism. Anti-vaxx? You got it, feminism. It all comes down to genitalia.

I mean Iโ€™m pro-feminism, Iโ€™m a stay at home dad, but goddamn some people need a new trick

08.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

World is a complex place and if your answer to every slight, every event, every bit of drama, is the same fucking thing every time youโ€™re not a genuine person thinking through hard problems, youโ€™re not interesting and youโ€™re damn sure not worth my blood pressure going up.

08.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In an attempt to make this website suck less Iโ€™m starting to mute accounts that just kinda annoy me when they get reposted into my timeline by other accounts I genuinely like and a trend is emerging.

Find
Another
Fucking
Bit!

08.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the fuckโ€ฆ..!

08.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zach Bryaโ€ฆohโ€ฆyeaโ€ฆNevermind.

08.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Dark Night The room was still too bright and too hot and too loud and the world outside of it was still too dark, but laying there, thinking about the first act of our lives it felt likeโ€ฆman even now I donโ€™t hav...

Anyway Shooter Jennings โ€œ4th of Julyโ€
came on while I was headed to the gym and that song reminds me of road trips with my spouse when we were young which reminded me of this piece soโ€ฆ

in-the-pines.ghost.io/dark-night/

08.10.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, I havenโ€™t found that fucking song book and now Iโ€™m sad. Itโ€™s that weird happy kinda sad. Itโ€™s country song sad.

When we first had our kid I set a goal to be 10% of a better dad than mine was and I know I crushed it. But man I miss him. He wouldโ€™ve loved my fuckin kid.

08.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆI gotta talk to my mom about the ethics of riffing on his stuff. If sheโ€™s okay with it Iโ€™ve got something that has to be said about a horrible morning in early October 2001 and how it haunts me to this day. So does dad. One day soon maybe Iโ€™ll share his words with you, mixed in with mineโ€ฆ

08.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆthe politics are a little fucked. Iโ€™d like to believe my dad would be above the MAGA bullshit but man sometimes I dunno. He was afraid of the changes in the world.

Truth is he wrote best about family, soldiering, and the woods. Which yeaโ€ฆI get thatโ€ฆ

08.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆItโ€™s not good writing.
Most of it is very bad but itโ€™s clear he WANTED to write and just never honed his craft until it was too late. Thatโ€™s part of the reason Iโ€™m trying to share more. Donโ€™t want to fall into that trapโ€ฆ

08.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somewhere in this house is a song book with some country sheet music in it.

I canโ€™t find it, but I did stumble on a binder full of my dadโ€™s writing. Itโ€™s weird reading someone else talking about you. Weirder still knowing how things have gone since.

I can tell he was trying to say somethingโ€ฆ

08.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yea I hope most people feel that way because Iโ€™m feeling kinda navel gazy lately.

08.10.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No notebook in the gym.
Yโ€™all remind me to use Ray Wylie Hubbardโ€™s โ€œRabbitโ€ to riff on working night shifts for a decade.

08.10.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad song played and Iโ€™ve been thinking hard on โ€œI donโ€™t grieve like other peopleโ€ and I kinda want to write about it.

At the same time I donโ€™t want to pick at scabs.

Also who fucking cares to read me working through therapy?

08.10.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes all I write are vibes and thatโ€™s fine but I want to branch out a little and Iโ€™m not sure how.

08.10.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to write about it but I find it hard to write about country music for some reason. Should it be criticism? Is it okay just to talk about how or why the album resonated? Especially when I donโ€™t know any technical stuff or music theory?

08.10.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In late October or early November 2001 while I was still in Ward 68 of Walter Reed my parents bought me a discman and copies of George Straits โ€œThe Road Less Traveledโ€ and Gary Alanโ€™s โ€œAlright Guyโ€ and their two of my favorite albums by those guys to this day.

08.10.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all realized DHS is taking a shot at Zach Bryan for writing a song about them right?

โ€œRevivalโ€ is his big live show finisher.

08.10.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing about writing about redneck soldiers stationed on Hawaii is I get to use so much pedal steel in the soundtrack in my head.

08.10.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I really want to do is learn pedal steel guitar so I can play the intro to Conway Twittyโ€™s โ€œLost Her Loveโ€ but no fucking way am I finding a pedal steel teacher in Massachusetts.

08.10.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d say that I got SonVolt and my wife got Wilco in the Uncle Tupelo breakup but I think thatโ€™s recycling an old bit and the truth is Wilco is growing on me these days.

08.10.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not really a โ€œguilty pleasureโ€ but I fucking love The Hollies โ€œThe Air That I Breatheโ€

08.10.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came here to say the same. Sand Hill in 96 and the drills absolutely did NOT hit people.

08.10.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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