Zee Hatley

Who in that room is highly respected?

As if they were in to begin with. They left Bill in, and any dem politician to hold office in 40 years who was already in them. They took all republicans out. And any actor who hasn’t already claimed MAGA. So Sorbo and Baio are safe.

Did Donny win a cigar?

Note that he only thinks the Republican congresspeople count, and that he’s running 200 countries.

It’s so lumpy!

Let’s not fail to correct that the fight for the party isn’t center left vs left wing, it’s center right vs center left.

As they do. Every time.

And yet you voted for someone actively trying to destroy it.

Interesting.

Turns out when you take food off of tables, people get really motivated to vote against your interests.

When I was 10yo or so, he was on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous… at the time gold was my favorite color… and even 10 year old me thought this guy was tacky AF.

In two weeks:”This was always the plan. We’d have had to be really dumb to let them know we were going in.”

They’re as sneaky as a 3yo.

Wasn’t he the one that announced our withdrawal from Afghanistan?

Is he admitting he’s the one who was too woke to win there?

We are all ANTIFA.

You are all Charlie Kirk.

We are not the same.

Fuck yes to this

I’m pretty sure they took @jimmykimmellive out of context.

People say Charlie Kirk would have been apathetic about this shooting, but these people forget that he was selective in his apathy.

He would have been outraged that a white Republican was killed.

He would have been apoplectic that a popular n@zi was killed.

Just like all the other “pundits”

I’ve seen it in grandparents, an ex-girlfriend…

They were old, they’re supposed to look weird dead. She was 17. She looked like a bad wax figure at Madam Tussaud’s. Did not even look like her.

It’s not his fault he got two copies of most of his chromosomes.

Looks orange on my phone.

When I’ve seen it, it was pasty pale and more yellow than orange.

Like Data, not like Trump.

I just didn’t expect her to look like she was his sister… but it tracks.

Why did they give his hands a trump tan?

#charliekirk’s daughters are better off without him. He was a misogynist. Now they will inherit millions and not be saddled with a shitty person for a father.

Did they need to see it happen in person? No.

Trump killed Kirk to distract from the Epstein files.

Don’t let it work.

So, Mr “where’s my peace prize?” is invading…

*checks notes*

…his own country.

How much do you want to bet Trump’s Diaper Genie™ is gilded?

IKEA is adult Lego.

Lego is also adult Lego. (Because you have to be an adult to afford it.)

If your salad is a little spicy this week, you can thank trump.

Nader was in the running four times. His impact was negligible. 2000 was lost by the Supreme Court and hanging chads.