@fixinsbar.bsky.social
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n4krsiwraux7ckj7bba2thnc/feed/aaah7fnwybaui
Affectionately calls you a fucker.
17.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 52 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0Monday: *exists*
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Just because I liked your reply, doesn't mean I like your reply. Or that I read it.
16.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 27 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0*offers you a beano
16.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I yield to no man in my knowledge of “The Empire Hits Back.”
16.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0silence is always in tune
15.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Crazy bread is breakfast if you don’t care about anything
14.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0At my high school reunion I confronted the bully who'd made my life a living hell. Boy, was that a mistake.
13.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0too late rhythm already got me
12.02.2026 10:13 — 👍 74 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 0“That’s Italian.” — Google Translate
12.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0me: wow this song is a vibe
[14 hours and 387 repeats later]
me: this song is the only thing keeping my soul tethered to this mortal coil
So much drama packed into every phrase of this statement
12.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Figure skater Tai Babilonia with partner Randy Gardner skating in pink and being awesome
These modern skaters are fine but nobody compares with my teen crush queen Tai Babilonia, deprived of certain US gold when her partner Randy Gardner was injured. 1980 heartbreak on ice overshadowed by a certain hockey team
12.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 31 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0All these horrible things shouldn't be happening right now, there should be slightly less horrible things happening gradually over time.
12.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Nobody talks about daymares
12.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Shooting all the germs in my body with deadly lasers like pew pew!! Pew peW PEW!! !
12.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Thought someone was texting me but it was just a muscle spasm in my ass cheek
12.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0And just like that my dream of life aboard an alien space ship city dies a whimpering death
11.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Wife: You're too cute.
Husband: Cute? Like a puppy? Or cute like a man you want to tear your clothes off?
Wife: Like a puppy.
Husband: Wanna go for a walk?
I miss the days when Olympians contracted hitmen to take out rivals with a tire iron
11.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 302 🔁 74 💬 19 📌 1Nobel Cheese Fries
11.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 52 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 2my jams? they are pumped up
10.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0life hack: cats
09.02.2026 11:57 — 👍 73 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 0I see skies of gray
Clouds gray too
Dark cursed day
The bleak barren night
And I scream out loud
What a horrible world!
The Bluesky map’s multitude of green dots in amorphous clusters reminiscent of celestial forms as depicted in the climax of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
my god it’s full of stars
09.02.2026 12:09 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Disappointed there hasn't been more bloodshed in pairs figure skating
09.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0The Ocean's movies are very unfair to people who don't know what's going on already. If they go looking they will find two part 11s, a part 12, part 13, a part 8, and nothing else
09.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0You seem unbearable. <inspired>
09.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 76 🔁 28 💬 5 📌 0OK, nobody talk about the Super Bowl. I’ve got it TiVoed.
09.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
