Mikeandcheeese

Right? Like, thank you for not being a bad driver and doing the literal minimum by not running me over. Nah.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Fascist States of America

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No “Take Me Home “ though 😔

It’s 2025. Arrows, signs, lights, sirens - they’re all only suggestions for drivers.

Someone asked me once and I chose purely because she had more career experience and implied wisdom than I did (not that that was a high bar, mind you, but still enough for me to assume she was at least a couple years older than me). I rounded down by guessing she was my age. ❌ 2 years younger.

I hope it’s embarrassing too. He would hate that so much.

Then there was another that suddenly stopped in front of me halfway across, before turning its lights on. I didn’t know if they were trying to stop traffic flow or what. There didn’t seem to be any urgency outside of the traffic violations (lol) but it led to a lot of unnecessary confusion.

Was there any connection to the police presence on the MacDonald Bridge at around 8pm last night? One police vehicle almost ran into my car while attempting to make a sudden u-turn as I was about to cross the bridge. The flashing lights came on only to make the u-turn and then went off again.

No can do. Gotta find the super mayor powers to save Morris Street from the evil cyclists.

I’m noticing more drivers running red lights, looking down while moving (presumably at a cell phone), and I can’t even tell you the last time I’ve seen a taxi actually use a turn signal. I can’t imagine what it’s like for cyclists.

I can’t believe the Food Professor lied to us!

I saw someone run the red at the last set of lights on Dunbrack just before that intersection yesterday, almost hitting three people and a dog. Drivers are getting worse and they want to build more lanes and roadways?

Quick! Someone check on Tim!

Lady Gaga performing with the muppets was peak pop culture for the 21st century. Nothing will ever top that. #venus

So does the list exist or doesn’t it? How can you block the release of a list that doesn’t exist? Republicans - the official party of the pedophile.

So we can officially call Republicans the pedophile protectors

I wait for the day someone blares their horn at me for sitting at a no turn on red sign while the light is red. Not that there’s much I can do in response I guess other than a well-delivered middle finger while I wait for the green.

They should lock the doors during the tour so they can’t get out. It’d be called justice.

$6 at superstore and under $2 at Giant Tiger. Yikes! SS should be arrested for attempted robbery with those prices.

Today I found out there’s a Cape Breton Music Industry Hall of Fame because the Rankin Family are being inducted. It has to be a new HOF because how were they not already inducted decades ago?

I think the worst outcome of COVID locally was when The Coast ceased its print version. It was downhill from there. Disappointing but not surprised that it now uses AI. What a loss for the city.

But what about all the time and many years before tariffs were even an issue? Maybe he’ll explain in greater detail when CTV News has him on for his weekly lie-fest.

No kidding. Check these out 🫠

Sometiles I respond with the questions: “okay, then what? What problem is solved when cyclings have licence plates and insurance?”

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The one thing everyone can agree on is that we all want fewer cars on the road. Why is the mayor obstructing other means of getting around? Will the space for bike lanes be used to improve public transit or just add more car lanes? More space for cars will lead to more cars and nobody wants that.

Halifax drivers should be required to take an annual driving exam that tests if they know how and when to appropriately use the turn signal. For sure at least 34% would fail.

Do not even get me started on push-button activation walk lights in residential neighbourhoods‼️

Literally can’t think of one instance where a change in software or on a social media website was in any way an improvement or even maintaining the same level. All updates in recent years have, in some way, made them worse. It’s insane!