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he was a skater boi
she said me hoy minoy

that turned out really great!

it's a hack bit to be like, what's up with that fifth dentist who doesn't recommend toothpaste, but that's exactly who they trot out to fuck up vaccine policy, climate policy, etc all the time now. oh we have to drastically reduce emissions? well, this guy says you should brush your teeth with sand

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

don’t agree with trump often but he’s right: everything *is* computer

why is being sick so expensive

ⓘ this account is considered a cry for help

Saving money is only impressive if you can maintain quality at the same time. If I throw you out on the street and say "You're welcome, I just saved you a monthly rent payment" that's not really helpful

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

image of gerard way of my chemical romance holding up a banner reading “NEVER let them take you ALIVE!” during a show

I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery

i forgot how gay lucy lawless as xena warrior princess makes me

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ninten for the love of god please don’t eat the basement bread

wow so this is pretty amazing, they trained one of these artificial intelligences, these new computers you know, and it only cost fifty dollars. you seen this, you heard about this? yeah apparently it's already the most profitable AI out there, having raked in a whopping negative fifty dollars

tweet with attached video: “this is paris. if you import third world you become third world”

screenshot of the video. a black dude absolutely frenching out on public transit. he has his feet up and is pounding a cigarette, looking disinterested. he’s wearing a beret. this is the most french shit you’ve ever seen. he might as well be dressed as a mime

[video of black guy eating spaghetti] mama mia! they-a ruined my whole-a country 🤌😭

they know they can get away with it now, it will only get worse from here

elected democrats are to voters what landlords are to tenants. painted-over-the-outlet-ass party

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

been trying to talk my extraterrestrial buddies into doing a little bit of a Roadside Picnic in america... i just kinda think a strange and inscrutable Zone could be exactly what the nation needs right now. anyway they haven't read it

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

screenshot from pajama sam: no need to hide when it’s dark outside of the titular sam chillin in his room

i think it’s time for a new pajama sam game

kinda sad watching the original Ancient Aliens special from 2009.. all these aliens are probably dead by now

Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.

surgeon generals warning: do not FUCK with me, surgeon generals

ngl this gave me the push to start fourth wing after it’s been on my kindle for weeks… im adopting ridoc he’s my son now

thanks, omniscient overlord 👍

this fuckass weather finally got me sick, time to play jak and daxter instead of attempting to force productivity