Steve Bower

What a cheek!

Oh, you silver-tongued cavalier.

So depressing.
I bake wholegrain bread, with a load of extra seeds, make kimchi and kombucha, last night had scratch chicken and leek pie with white wine, cream and tarragon sauce. I'd have said pretty balanced, certainly delicious, and a joy to cook as well as eat.

Shout out for the Foxlowe Arts Centre in Leek, if you want to do one there. Good crowd, always up for it. Also Buxton Opera House (Pavilion Arts if you're minority interest!)
Be good to see you

Elo filmed on a potato #totp

Ministry of Silly Dances #totp

They look like AI teeth

Er, some sort of anal fidget spinner?

Oi! You nicked my mirror?

Where do I find a 24-hr psychiatrist though?

To my shame, I didn't see your particular ending after 'cracks'..

I had some of that 'burn dressing' on my steak. Resistably tangy, I'd say.

Oh, you...you..

6am?! Are you an insomniac?

Narrator: "our hero had a wank and fell asleep'

Di you have any gaffer tape? I left mine in the Prius

What, literally? 😳

That, and the farting karaoke.

Surely if you pocket two balls it's a foul?

"Marry Christmas darling! How about a kiss under th.. What the Christ?!"

It's Up To You

Change a plug can it now?

Face like a meterologists radio

Rather looking forward to 'buns week' now

Oh no! It seems only yesterday it was a weekend.

a blurred image of a desert landscape with trees and bushes ALT: a blurred image of a desert landscape with trees and bushes

Chuck Schumer: "

Fair enough-ski. Two sides/not the full picture/hasty conclusions/high-pressure situation etc. It's Kristi Noem 'caveat bingo' time!

Prob the finger thing as well.

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