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Rot13 for spoilers:

Lbh xabj rknpgyl jung gung fvtany vf lbh fcval onfgneq

14.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

15.02.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5041    πŸ” 1020    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 54

였이λ₯Ό μ„œλ¦¬ν•˜λŠ” κ³ μŠ΄λ„μΉ˜ λ―Όν™”λž‘ λΉ„μŠ·ν•˜λ„€μš”. 귀여움.

13.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 806    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The Feast of the Presentation of Punxsutawney Philip

03.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Groundhog Day is just American Candlemas

03.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Melville really did make up a noble savage to get gay married to

31.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

l'hobbite

30.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Holly berries. For sure poisonous

Holly berries. For sure poisonous

Holly berries. For sure poisonous

18.01.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Snowy rhododendron(?)

Snowy rhododendron(?)

Snowy rhododendron(?)

18.01.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
frosty purple berries

frosty purple berries

Frosty purple berries. Probably poisonous

18.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
snowy trees with powerlines

snowy trees with powerlines

Snowy trees with powerlines

18.01.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The constellation Orion with a tree in the foreground

The constellation Orion with a tree in the foreground

Orion with tree

18.01.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Morrowind is a game about fomenting a color revolution

10.01.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the only thing more frustrating than realizing all the 90s linux guys were right is the knowledge that they realize it too.

02.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 663    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 11

I got told that south park "is actually really deep political satire" by a 15 year old a while back and it made me feel a hundred years old

31.12.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The one in my hometown was a strip club

31.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just a warning this holiday season if you're playing Caves of Qud and you got a fresh fir scent going and a blanket and a mug of hot cocoa or eggnog & maybe a little weed, it's POSSIBLE you will astral project. ie erase yourself from the physical realm and arrive at an Elsewhere. that's not on us

14.12.2024 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

Thousands of videos of dudes in their trucks discoursing on proper technique, must have dueling accessories, advertising dueling related legal services...

15.12.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh my god Book of the New Sun had Amano covers in Japan and they're fucking crazy

07.12.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Hyperbrandonization

04.12.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over the summer I maxed out the RAM in my desktop in what seemed at the time to be a frivolous impulse buy from microcenter. Now I feel like a fuckin genius

03.12.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ONE (nothing wrong with it)
TWO (nothing wrong with it)

30.11.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
restaurant named yes thai

restaurant named yes thai

restaurant named no thai

restaurant named no thai

the two genders of midwestern thai food

16.11.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 296    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

The thing that gets me about the Krauss email is that he is 100% correct that Feynman would have approved of his actions

15.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

11.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10066    πŸ” 2716    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 114

Broke: Getting into Stoicism to stop feeling sad about your wife leaving you
Woke: Getting into Stoicism because you are a hard determinist and believe the universe destroys itself in a cyclical conflagration

10.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

albuquerque, they said
never gives up her dead
when your mom makes sauer-
-kraut for brekkie

10.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of www.quantamagazine.org/physicists-t...

09.11.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Katsuya Terada - Link's Awakening

Katsuya Terada - Link's Awakening

Katsuya Terada for Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Katsuya Terada for Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Katsuya Terada for Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Katsuya Terada for Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Katsuya Terada for Legend of Zelda: The Adventure of Link

Katsuya Terada for Legend of Zelda: The Adventure of Link

hope i'm this good some day

09.01.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
post from mcc@mastodon.social:

I used to use Macs, and then I looked at iOS 7 and Gatekeeper and thought "eventually, Apple will force something horrific onto my computer, and I won't be able to say no". So then I used Windows until I looked at Win11 and Copilot and thought "eventually MS will force something horrific on my computer, and I won't be able to say no". So now the mac users are miserable with Liquid Glass and the Windows users are miserable with Recall, and am I happy? No. I am using Linux. But I chose my miseries

post from mcc@mastodon.social: I used to use Macs, and then I looked at iOS 7 and Gatekeeper and thought "eventually, Apple will force something horrific onto my computer, and I won't be able to say no". So then I used Windows until I looked at Win11 and Copilot and thought "eventually MS will force something horrific on my computer, and I won't be able to say no". So now the mac users are miserable with Liquid Glass and the Windows users are miserable with Recall, and am I happy? No. I am using Linux. But I chose my miseries

25.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

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