Nope. Watching the Broncos game on Paramount.

Why the fuck am I seeing “join ICE” commercials on television? Fucking gross, dude.

Yeah we can’t fuck it up this time.

Brother there are less than zero reasons for you to be doing burnouts in a Wendy’s parking lot.

It’s just so frustrating that we collectively failed an open note test.

Bring Her Back was very good but boy was it rough.

I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude it’s the BEST feeling

My wife just asked me with a straight face if I’d want hamburgers for dinner tonight even though I’m having hot dogs for lunch. It’s like she doesn’t even know me.

Hey they’re clean it’s fine you can do what you want for the next few months!

The legendary Quad Dawg may actually be possible?! I thought it nothing more than a myth! I’m on my way! By the way, are we out of mustard?

My mythic luck this season has been insane. 4GA Doombringer for my death trap rogue. Managed to get Shrould of False Death, Harlequins, and RoSS so I can comfortably switch between that and my blizz sorc alt. It’s been a fun ride.

Yeah it’s because I didn’t quit after the journey/pass this time. I’m in it.

This season of Diablo has an insane grip on me. I just can’t stop playing.

Spending my morning trolling Golden Knights fans who can’t stop whining about the 2019 WCF. It’s a good day.

Every couple of years I remember Dark Tranquility exists and I have a fun few days

Just saw a commercial about eczema that said “Eczema isn’t always obvious”, followed by them showing the most obvious cases of eczema I’ve ever seen

I think if you don’t pick up after your dog in public spaces you should be forced to eat their poop.

First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.

Happy Dawn of the Hunt day to you and yours!

How the mlb tv app wasn’t prepared for opening day is fucking insane to me. Super glad I paid for a spinning baseball.

AC: Shadows friggin has me, dude. Such a rad game that I think everyone should play.

This morning it resulted in shrimp and grits for breakfast when we got home.

Few things are better than a wake and bake followed by a trip to the grocery store on a Saturday morning.

Only a couple hours in and Assassin’s Creed Shadows is kicking some serious ass.

This is the kind of content we all need right now.

Oh man Repo with friends is incredible. My stomach and face hurt from laughing way too hard.

Felt good to get back on the treadmill after being sick for like a million years. The quest to drop el bees continues!

Happy Bingus!

Thank you Hulu for cutting the Oscars coverage right before the final two awards were given out. Very cool and not at all annoying.