Taylor

Nice

I’ve often doubted my ADHD diagnosis, but surely the number of zester&cheese grater accidents I’ve caused myself could only be the result of a medically bad brain 🤧

Andry José Hernández Romero

Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.

No one has heard from you in 64 days.

As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.

Non-fiction books are so wack dude I live in non-fiction gimme a break

I know it’s so uncouth to say, but I look at this woman and think, “wow, I wish she were dead”

I’m so obsessed with putting almond extract in all my baked goods, surely my body yearns for cyanide

In defiance of the Supreme Court & without any evidence, the White House claims that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a “terrorist,” who was “sent to the right place.”

This is a blatant LIE. He is innocent.

He cannot be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. He must be brought home.

There should be a lil gold star on it somewhere

Try not to laugh.

The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. Worf, a battle hardened Klingon warrior and decorated Starfleet officer bestowed with great honour and respect, stands on a baseball field. He's at 1st base, it's important to know, you gotta know how to catch, you gotta know how to throw. He's wearing a white pinstripes baseball uniform with red sleeves and red belt. The baseball uniform logo reads "Niners" across his burly Klingon chestal region. He's also wearing an adorable hat displaying a baseball next to a Deep Space 9 station logo. Closed caption reads, "Death to the opposition."

😈

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

If I catch you, Patrick Morrisey, it is on SIGHT 🥊

Luigi 🙏

I cherish him

There is a single crow screaming in my backyard and nothing else

Doublin up with an audio and an analog 🤙

That’s Steve in the corner,
That’s Steve in the spotlight,
Losing her religion

Here’s hoping that they’ll know FAR worse than shame&regret 🤞

Ok but who doesn’t know who JOHN SCALZI is

I don’t wanna be friends with people who don’t give a shit about others

Scalzi, you’d be my favorite author even if I didn’t like your books

Hell yeah miss ma’am

At least he has the courtesy to be dead

A burrito should specifically NOT have guacamole bc it just gets warm in there& that’s gross

actually you drank from the fountain of sonic youth now you'll hear distortion forever

Ezri once told Worf, "The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die … I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example."

Later that day, Worf killed Gowron.

This is a post about DS9.