Scott Oliver

He’s my favorite filmmaker because he doesn’t give a shit about anything but the box office receipts.

Congrats! You got to personally witness the thaw!

Waldo’s here! You can search for him!

Hey, if someone gets fired on Monday you might be proud to witness this one too!

Is a 3-0 loss worse than a 3–2 victory? Asking for a friend

Boy, the Arkansas players REALLY do not want Bobby to get that job!

“I’ll go to the NFL, there won’t be any Mannings for me to deal with there!”

Just imagining all the money guys who forced this through at the Birmingham Bowl saying through gritted teeth,”fuck the playoffs! The Birmingham bowl is where it’s at! I love sitting in the freezing rain watching my team’s offense get suck in neutral”

You can take the exotic plant out of Auburn but some that blursed groundwater remains.

They all sat in a room and said well it will all be fine once he starts winning and never even considered how bad it would be if he never started winning.

Go ahead and declare the state of emergency now

North Carolina has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Tune in to the next episode of Phantom Island where @stevengodfrey.bsky.social will try to murder Ryan for this joke!

I almost wish I hadn’t deleted my Twitter. I got blocked by some folks who are probably going through it today.

I never noticed it before but that hairline is a hate crime

I think at this rate the defense will hold up until the start of the 4th

Ray Lewis probably looks under his bed for Marvin Harrison Sr every night before he goes to sleep

We played a lot of bad offenses last year

I mean until a few years ago Matt Ryan and Julio were basically captain America with Mjolnir fighting Thanos every weekend and that was always entertaining even though the results weren’t what you wanted. Now I’m just waiting for everyone involved to be fired.

Brian Ferentz redemption tour loading?

I think the answer is that everyone in the building is fired if he doesn’t pan out so they’re trying to manifest it a bit.

a man is smiling while talking on a phone in front of a pool . ALT: a man is smiling while talking on a phone in front of a pool .

Govt: Porn has been banned from the internet

Drone pilots with thumb drives:

My dumb impractical opinion is that colleges shouldn’t offer super specific professional degrees. Like if you want to be an engineer you have to study physics and then an engineering firm or company that needs engineers would train you.

Apparently he was almost Private Ryan from Saving Private Ryan

Fairly certain the owners are too racist to let a papist buy in.

Put together new bikes for my kids at 11:00pm on Christmas Eve. Got done at about 2:00am. Kids have ridden them like twice.

A Reddit AMA would be pretty legendary and would be really funny in history textbooks like 25 years from now.

Did you ever read Masters of Doom?