maria

Gosh it's a good thing that I've had literally decades of practice in maintaining a veneer of functionality while freaking all the way the fuck out inside.

Vice President texting the group, "chat are we cooked"

Right now, the savviest thing a Democratic politician can possibly do is to publicly demonstrate a willingness to violate both norms and decorum.

GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL EVENING AS WELL

BEAUTIFUL DAY

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

One thing I’ll miss about Biden being President is we won’t get any more of those fun posts from conservatives about how an ordinary family trip to Chili’s costs 140 dollars with a receipt that shows 110 dollars worth of alcohol purchases

85% of Americans less than 20 minutes from an ass whupping, new study finds

everyone who's ever said "it's not that deep" is highkey wrong. you're cheapening life itself

there are a lot of people i wish significant ill upon

got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"

winter is beautiful

bardi

Box wine cut open to reveal a bag of wine inside.

BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!

Lightning a candle

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Breaking: Biden commutes most federal death sentences 37 of the 40 men on death row will now be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole.

BREAKING: PRESIDENT BIDEN COMMUTES MOST FEDERAL DEATH SENTENCES.

With the actions, 37 of the 40 men on death row will now be sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. Excluded are Robert Bowers, Dylann Roof, and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

More at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/biden-clem...

audiobooks are not reading that’s a podcast of a book

How could Joe Rogan be propaganda? He smokes weed

Imagine a night of ad-free dreams. Well now you don't have to just imagine it. Sleep+ is here

See weed is incredible . I actually can’t believ it . God bless japan

Nixon was right - you rly shld record everything that everybody says to you

i’m very excited about quantum computing

watching bob ross and going catatonic