J.R. Youngblut

the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert lands on me and I'm just absolutely housing a giant Italian sub sandwich

you can have this feeling too, America!

learning the term commie corridor has been an unexpected treat amid election day stress

If I gave my dad a just salad gift card I think he’d off himself with a weedwacker

YouTube video by J.R. Youngblut Signing Day Ceremony for your Summer Job

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If bluesky can’t capitalize on today than what is the point

The race to see who can CapCut the first party 4 u edit of the Elon/trump break up begins now

But if I eat a bucket of pasta salad I’m basically eating a whole cucumber so it’s fine

propaganda I’m not falling for:
- a crepuscular sleep schedule is superior
- gathering berries was fun and not tedious
- eclipses are a good omen
- bronze jewelry is for pick-me’s
- trepanning doesn’t work
- you’re a failure if you haven’t raised a megalith by 19

the pumpkin pancakes were easier on the stomaches

may thy wiimote chip and shatter

When somebody calls a director “confident” yeah they better be they’re the one in the little chair

Diving back into Bad Batch and finding it an imperfect but enjoyable companion to andor—and the animation is some of the most striking I’ve seen on d+

A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh

this conclave has convinced me we need more global competitions where all the contestants are +60. low stakes, little actual sway on geopolitical matters but a whole lot of heart

the next pope biopic better star connor o'malley

So excited for Pope Leo XIV! Him and I were on a Harold Team together in 08. He never stopped hustling. Even after he didn't get a call back after his SNL screen test.

Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope

Me finding out I didn’t get picked to be pope

I’m supposed to wear sunscreen every day and it costs how much???? You know I gotta eat every day too right??

this is in regards to the virgin not hailee steinfeld

Mary was kinda the biggest boy mom of them all

Losing my mind at the Mulaney T2 stunt double focus group. Losing my mind in different way at every single person on the show goofing on THE Dr. Jack Horner

no no no, you can't pull the passive aggressive card on me, my parents inoculated me against that shit

Reading sheet music in the subway is a level of cultured that I aspire to achieve

ONN won a Webby today for best comedy video show. I am extremely biased, but this might be our finest work yet.

Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food

some poor teenager is gonna devour one too many hot cross buns today

flashback to how americans acted the last time federal agents started kidnapping their neighbors

i celebrate a very traditional Holy Thursday—I invite all my friends to a dinner party and make the vibes weird as fuck