@fujoshi-sama.bsky.social
Just a girl microblogging my inane daily thoughts I like fighting games and eating the gas station hot food
This literally happens in death note tho
01.02.2026 06:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No but I can dream
31.01.2026 06:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tripped going down the stairs and was skeletonized by my 100 rats before I even hit the bottom
31.01.2026 06:28 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0For you, I'd dip my foot β₯οΈ
30.01.2026 20:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dunking my whole hand in a jar of peanut butter and getting it licked off by 100 rats π₯°
30.01.2026 17:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had mice and I can tell you they are not less bitey
30.01.2026 05:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then I will have no recourse but to take them from you by force :3c
30.01.2026 05:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Being in love means sharing your dirty band-aids with me
30.01.2026 04:23 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0God I wish I was snuggling up in a pile of 100 rats rn
30.01.2026 03:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0toaster luigi
29.01.2026 17:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Need me a bad bitch with memory problems
29.01.2026 17:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also I placed third in my Granblue locals bracket please clap
26.01.2026 04:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It should be illegal to label your packaged ramen "instant noodles" if you have to pan fry them afterwards like actually
25.01.2026 22:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely stuffed with anchovy polenta rn
25.01.2026 22:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Im in my fish breath era
25.01.2026 21:39 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what i lack in hot face i make up for in hot body and charm and sucking dick good
21.01.2026 04:29 β π 53 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0Tonto with cancer be like: "okay chemosabe"
20.01.2026 23:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thot terminating cliche
19.01.2026 21:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On the outside I'm dying but on the inside I'm pogging
19.01.2026 20:08 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Nutting directly onto the couch for the aroma
19.01.2026 03:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dedicating this shit to our troops
15.01.2026 20:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy shit get a hobby please
11.01.2026 02:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Squishmallows be like "what if stuffed animals were completely devoid of personality"
10.01.2026 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I needed to get my astlibra in sorry!!! π
10.01.2026 21:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I guess if making cave paintings with your own scat is what keeps you sane then pop off queen
10.01.2026 20:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Remembering the first time I had mortadella was part of a psych ward lunch. My life changed in two ways that day.
07.01.2026 03:25 β π 196 π 6 π¬ 19 π 1It means you're my favorite little sigma zoomer plapbait, no cap that gyatt *bussin* blud π₯Ίβ₯οΈ
06.01.2026 22:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks for liking my pickle post everyone. Idk why but I guess that one really resonated with you freaks β₯οΈ
04.01.2026 01:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you I try to be the hottest girl at the grocery store
04.01.2026 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stuffed olives SLAP too I get it
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