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Meredith Hagan

@tasseomancer.bsky.social

I sang that song from Red vs. Blue that made you cry. https://youtu.be/KpLYDR-pzZE 39, she/her, a new god but a very hard worker

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Latest posts by tasseomancer.bsky.social on Bluesky

The World Series MVP is an immigrant, THAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #WORLDSERIES #DODGERS

02.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What he said: πŸ’― 🎯

01.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 48676    πŸ” 13285    πŸ’¬ 1039    πŸ“Œ 573
Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

01.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6772    πŸ” 2827    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 115
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feeling very caveman about #thehuntforbensolo

(hello bluesky!)

02.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

Sir. SIR. You would do my favorite game justice and then some. Please.

02.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

02.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well shit, Florence, you didn’t have to attack me SO personally with β€œBuckle.”

31.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of Teddy Roosevelt clubbing someone over the head.

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of Teddy Roosevelt clubbing someone over the head.

Crunt [krunt]
(n.)
- A blow on the head with a club.

Used in a sentence:
β€œElbert, having been the unlucky recipient of a crunt during yesterday’s ballgame with the neighborhood boys, awoke to find a most inconvenient lump he’d soon have to justify to his fretful mother.”

06.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

@tkingfisher.com Alex’s joke about Catholicism in What Stalks the Deep made me laugh so hard, I tell you.

04.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taylor Swift dropping a goofy Size Queen anthem was not on my 2025 bingo card, but to be fair it’s a banger.

04.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this country was truly β€œpro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.

The right-wing agenda isn’t about β€œlife.”

It’s about control.

02.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 26478    πŸ” 7821    πŸ’¬ 755    πŸ“Œ 356
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two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!! ALT: two boys are dancing in a park with the words lets goooo !!!

🧑🧑🧑🧑🧑🧑🧑🧑🧑

03.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

24.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 57675    πŸ” 19503    πŸ’¬ 1858    πŸ“Œ 1006
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I hate these motherfuckers so goddamn bad

23.09.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

No, this and his shit makeup is what you get when you’ve alienated queer people and creatives.

27.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catholics spent 50 years in the pursuit of overturning legal protections that prevented countless women from dying in pregnancy or from preventable cancers and infections, but who wants to bet not a single pro-life group will fight to ban assault weapons when one of their schools was just shot up?

27.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your response is blank. (Loved the book btw!)

26.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I may be acting goofy today, but people need to understand that this is a win for every bookish girl who was told she was β€œtoo smart” for anyone to ever love her.

26.08.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Erlking - Wikipedia

@bydonmartin.bsky.social I see what you did there. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erlking

23.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking as a pro-Union advocate, I applaud the flight attendants of Air Canada wholeheartedly for standing up and striking with the goal of fair pay.

But speaking as a travel agent, this week has sucked.

21.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kind of a long shot, but does anyone know of a cover of Sally When The Wine Runs Out, but in a jazzy/mid-century style (think Laufey)?

18.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m in EST and all my favorite πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰ are PST and I hate it.

17.07.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hot take that may actually get me nerd-cancelled, but I genuinely believe it.

Snyder and Goyer wasted Ben Affleck as Batman even more than they wasted Henry Cavill as Superman.

17.07.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gretel and her babies. I know I said I’d evict before they hatched but damn I pack-bonded. Good job, momma. #showerspider

16.07.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A look at the rains that took place over Florida today, including the tropical disturbance offshore. The day started out with both the Jacksonville and Melbourne radars offline. Look at what happened when Melbourne NEXRAD came online... This is why we need all the radars up and running!

15.07.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

The better you are at a thing, the more "AI" will be a drag on your time, because it's operating at a lower level of skill than you are, and you have to fix what it does, rather than just do what you already know how to do.

14.07.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1483    πŸ” 404    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 34

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