FlynnLeigh

I just played “biohazards” in a game of words with friends and I’m probably going to be riding that high all day.

Kinda wish karma worked a little faster; but it’s a good lesson in patience.

8:30-12:30 and 2:30-6:30 are both 4 hours but you cannot convince me they are the same amount of time.

One of life’s greatest disappointments must be spinning $1 on the wheel but still not making the showcase showdown.

In your opinion, what is the perfect pop song, and why is it The Middle by Jimmy Eat World?

I went to China like 25 years ago and my group was stalled for 15 min to pose in photos with domestic tourists at the fricking GREAT WALL OF CHINA.

Alls I’m saying is this could not have been great for my ego 🤷‍♀️

My favorite part about parenting is how it takes me 10 minutes to answer a simple social studies question, b/c context.

Oh my, aren’t you a treat?

Petition to name a hurricane Edgar Allen Blow

Drew Carey has the best job in the world and he knows it. Love that for us.

The startled/confused look on a dogs face when they’re burping—it’s just too precious.
No matter how many times it happens they never seem to see it coming.
Silly little floofers.

If you wanted to meet me Monday the 17th, would you tell me to meet you:

1. “This Monday”
2. “Next Monday”
3. Either, they are interchangeable.

???

“Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning mealworm”

I spy something brown, I say to the kiddo as we kill some time in the car.

“Is it the electric wi-Fi sticks?”

……

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She was talking about a telephone pole friends.

Mini-Aussie dog sleeping on a pillow.

My rude-a$$ dog this morning, up to his usual tricks.
Sorry dude, I actually have to get out of bed today no matter how tempting those puppy-snuggles may be.

I adore that dress on you! Lovely 😊

Well, it finally happened. A sad day, truly.
My copy of “No Strings Attached” will no longer play in my 6-disc changer. Le sigh.
*this post brought to you by the year 2008, apparently*

Sup?

It’s still summer, right?

I didn’t think I liked cheese for my entire childhood until I actually started eating proper cheese.

Submitting my application to know where that top/dress came from 🙃

Scented toilet paper though; why does it smell so bad??

I’m lucky to have 2 living grandparents still.
My kiddo got to meet my 95 y/o grandmother recently.
That’s it, I guess.
Just gratitude and love.

So what’s shakin?