Richard House

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Murray Rothbard. *shudder*

My 18-year-old knows him from Princess Bride first and foremost, but this role, too… I expect to see My Dinner with Andre with her eventually, but that’s probably still a few years away

The show was scary enough already, thanks

And in the Least Sexy Partner finals, it’s RFK vs. GPT

Schrodinger's suspect

When asked for comment, the president of Texas A&M replied,

Hence the hat

Someone skipped the chapter on El Norte

Tired: short-fingered vulgarian
Wired: four-fingered authoritarian

We normies can do our part by getting Twilight Zone weird at least 15% of the time.

I saw the best minds of my generation ambient, pervasive, and multi-modal

I’m halfway between Brazil, IN and Paris, IL—it’s a very cosmopolitan state

Sub-sub-sub-subway Series?

Neither manly nor spherical

Bah God, that’s David Foster Wallace’s music

Sluggo is lit.

2 out of 3 ain’t bad!

This is how the humanities remain applicable and relevant

Kyle MacLachlan as Huckle Cat

“God, bless this cocaine to give me the gas to beat this demon.”—Baby Billy Freeman

End of the academic year be like

Lemon runner’s knee

a man in a blue shirt is smiling with a max logo in the background Alt: Jason Isaacs as Timothy Ratliff in The White Lotus

The coconut milk is off!

Beighbors in your area want to meet you

"Stately, plump The Hulk came from the helicarrier, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed." - The Avengers: Bloomsday

Graphic design is my passion and I have accidentally raised the specter of meemaw jihad

a man with a beard says " i love you " in a pixelated image Alt: a man with a beard (Kier Eagan) says " i love you " in a pixelated image

Frolic, woe, malice, and dread

The halos are…um, the cherry on top

John Darnielle, Mountain GOAT