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@raphalos.bsky.social

I knew from a young age that I dreamed of being a woman who thinks she's funnier than she is

44 Followers  |  268 Following  |  49 Posts  |  Joined: 10.09.2025  |  2.0182

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Need this

13.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

My crowning achievement still is being voted favorite sleep paralysis demon of 4 separate friends and counting

11.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Galaxy Foid 7

09.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eri has many names and half of them are Milk-Taker

09.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever play cultist simulator/library of hours/the unlondon games

09.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

because of this post i have now read 36 lessons of vivec and ruined my sleep schedule

09.02.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t want you to know this but the reason you don’t see that picture of the subway sandwich anymore is because it reached a critical mass of jpeg compression and turned into a miniature black hole

05.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme that looks like a 4chan post that says β€œdaily reminder you missed out on dressing up as a clown and scaring a bunch of people for no reason” and there’s no going back

Meme that looks like a 4chan post that says β€œdaily reminder you missed out on dressing up as a clown and scaring a bunch of people for no reason” and there’s no going back

05.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct opinion u gotta be laying on the bed kicking your feet in the air while talking to friends

04.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doctors love doing this. I recommend beating it out of yours

04.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of the clown from the game Look Outside

Picture of the clown from the game Look Outside

If you're mad at me this is who ur mad at btw

04.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"A brat credit card?!"

04.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1239    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

You know I like when Punxsutawney is forced to see his shadow, but does the ceremony have to come with killing so many groundhogs? And in such a gruesome way?

03.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This sold for 425 ETH.

$1.59M

31.01.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi! Long time lurker, first time Posting Through It

31.01.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a Cedar Waxwing bird. the bird is small and round with a black mask marking over it's eyes, red tips on it's wings, and yellow accents on it's tail

Picture of a Cedar Waxwing bird. the bird is small and round with a black mask marking over it's eyes, red tips on it's wings, and yellow accents on it's tail

My most beautiful smartest and bestest friend in the whole wide world said if I would be a bird I would be a Cedar Waxwing

31.01.2026 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of the Schylling "Nee-Doh Gumdrop" squish ball.

picture of the Schylling "Nee-Doh Gumdrop" squish ball.

This is the closest stim toy I've ever found to what I imagine chewing on a breast implant feels like. My friends keep trying to take it from me for themselves. 10/10

31.01.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meeting you and your wonderful friends has lead to the best year of my life so far. I’ve felt nothing but belonging for the first time in my life and I think that’s the highest praise I can probably give anyone!

28.01.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
moth man from the shin megami tensei series

moth man from the shin megami tensei series

yeah bc every album should also have him

27.01.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see em at ATL all the time and I’ve never seen one at any other airport ever

27.01.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m telling you there’s a reason I got the scarf of this little guy

27.01.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever seen a bird in an airport

27.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I for one like my funny named gremlin sex pervert director

27.01.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean

a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

26.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4474    πŸ” 916    πŸ’¬ 275    πŸ“Œ 774

boy i sure hope it does

26.01.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not even the craziest person in this car right now

24.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BIG COOKOUT HOURS

24.01.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

with the rate its going i think we can take over both political parties in about a month

23.01.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe worst it can say is no.” This bitch started throwing shit at me while on shift

23.01.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big day for the most annoying girls on the internet

17.01.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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