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Scruffy-looking nerd herder

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Heh

25.07.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
THE EPSTEIN LIST
- Mr. Kotter
- Mrs. Kotter
- Arnold Horschack
- Vinnie Barbarino
- Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington
- Rosalie 'Hotsy' Totsy
- Carvelli
- Vernajean Williams
and more...

THE EPSTEIN LIST - Mr. Kotter - Mrs. Kotter - Arnold Horschack - Vinnie Barbarino - Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington - Rosalie 'Hotsy' Totsy - Carvelli - Vernajean Williams and more...

And you know it's the real goods, because there's a note from his mother attesting to its accuracy.

24.07.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Hey Lizard, are games art?

24.07.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Iron Sheik Mean Gene GIF Alt: The Iron Sheik pointing to the sky as Mean Gene Okerlund looks on in confusion. Sheiky-baby is point in the opposite direction to wherever Hulk Hogan went.

Hulk Hogan is dead. Anyway, here's the Iron Sheik

24.07.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just an old Usenet lover

24.07.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hexapodia is the key insight

24.07.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ShadowRun source books had snarky comments and the occasional flame war by in-game NPCs

22.07.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... this phenomenon, which goes something like this - somewhere back in the dawn of time, people discovered that if you make pleasant sounds about sex and drugs, other people will sometimes share their sex and drugs with you.

Like I said, can't prove it but you know it's true.

21.07.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No other strip makes me feel like I've been spiked quite like THE WHITE MOUSE (1979) from British girls' comic Emma. A Belgian nurse in WW2 dons a giant mouse mask to aid the resistance, and nobody bats an eyelid! 'Next week: Louise burgles Gestapo HQ!' πŸ€ͺ

21.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Stuck in my head forever is French-dub-Marge shouting "n'est pas Batman!"

22.07.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.07.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my parents, married in 1969, still have their original steak knives

22.07.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Teledildonics - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledil...

21.07.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Woodcarved scene of a humanoid octopus wearing a dress on the surface of a pond. The creature has a kingfisher on its head. It's holding a book wich has a duck sitting on it. On the left of the base looking like water, bulrushes. On the right, a little frog has its head out of water. In the background woodcarving tools.

Woodcarved scene of a humanoid octopus wearing a dress on the surface of a pond. The creature has a kingfisher on its head. It's holding a book wich has a duck sitting on it. On the left of the base looking like water, bulrushes. On the right, a little frog has its head out of water. In the background woodcarving tools.

Detail of the duck on the book.

Detail of the duck on the book.

Detail of the head of the octopus with the kingfisher on its head

Detail of the head of the octopus with the kingfisher on its head

Detail of the frog

Detail of the frog

Ancient wisdom

27.09.2024 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1076    πŸ” 303    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 13

Pin it

20.07.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every new doohickey guy in 2025: all right. I'll do it.
AI waifu Jodie Foster with H cups: I love you, onii-san

19.07.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

Yes, I need this

17.07.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A proposed congressional redistricting for Texas' 38 seats.

A proposed congressional redistricting for Texas' 38 seats.

A list of the electoral breakdown of each of the drawn districts. For districts 1-15, I have cracked and packed GOP strongholds to give Dems 11 seats.

A list of the electoral breakdown of each of the drawn districts. For districts 1-15, I have cracked and packed GOP strongholds to give Dems 11 seats.

For seats 16-32, I have drawn lines such that Dems would have 10 out of the 15 seats. Republicans have been packed into districts that are very red.

For seats 16-32, I have drawn lines such that Dems would have 10 out of the 15 seats. Republicans have been packed into districts that are very red.

Screenshot continues from previous, this time showing seats 25-38. Ignoring those accounted for in the prior screenshot, the districts have been drawn so that Dems win two out of the six listed, but with GOP districts drawn to have a significant numbers of wasted votes.

Screenshot continues from previous, this time showing seats 25-38. Ignoring those accounted for in the prior screenshot, the districts have been drawn so that Dems win two out of the six listed, but with GOP districts drawn to have a significant numbers of wasted votes.

If the TX GOP insists on redistricting, I would like to know where I can submit my map. For Texas's 38 Congressional districts, my map provides for 23 Democrat seats and 15 Republican seats.
It's compact, contiguous, and has a max population deviation of .84%.
#txlege

districtr.org/plan/305069

16.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 13

Off the top fucking rope

16.07.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you had you should NEVER ADMIT IT

08.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sign in a deli, with the product visible beyond glass:
"Pant based
sausage rolls"

They're Β£2.90 per item, if you're interested.

Sign in a deli, with the product visible beyond glass: "Pant based sausage rolls" They're Β£2.90 per item, if you're interested.

Don't call them trouser snakes, try:

02.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 785    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

god, is β€œcreating a startup company that sells hilariously useless and expensive drones that I *claim* can automatically detect Mexicans” the most moral thing I could be doing right now

03.07.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1521    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 15

It does not diminish what happened at Auschwitz to use the memory of what happened at Auschwitz to stop people from building more Auschwitzes!

02.07.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

unintentionally monetizing the presidency is right up their with accidentally fucking your sister-in-law

02.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arpaio won

02.07.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brain full of pancakes

29.06.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children's children

28.06.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 541    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

Jagged Alliance 3

29.06.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Narrowly avoided being a morally ambiguous mercenary by rolling a katamari

29.06.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They act on his inspiration

29.06.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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