Tim Serpas

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Horsegirl river strikes again.....

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If it's good enough for Ogami Itto...

chatgpt desperately trying to convince me to k*ll myself while i insist it show me higher and higher resolution photos of a "human cloaca"

We do Bones 💀
Gideon the Ninth mockup dust cover, front.

Greg Abbott saying Texas is taking over FWISD because it has failed students for five years in a row, quoting a Star Telegram article about anti-ICE student protests

A post from Texas Governor Greg Abbott today clearly indicates he is factoring the political views of public school students into his narrative justifying a state takeover of a local school district.

My commute home from work is littered with abandoned cars. Just sitting there, in the middle of the road. Windows broken out. Lives scooped up and taken away. Just like that.

Internet safety infographic, starring that son of a gun, that gigantic thing, Garfield.

I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice.

a barre sign that reads I'M NOT A PLAYER. I JUST TUCK A LOT!

does anyone know what this is supposed to mean

I think this is how cave artists felt

enjoying relaxing in the woodland vernal pools and leaf litter before the wood frogs and salamanders get here. should have emerged from hibernation earlier!

So, autocorrect realllllly though Magdalene should be MEGALODON, and I cannot stop laughing.

Actual tears.

Speed skating plus pistol?

A man holding a huge mushroom about the size of a small parasol. He also has an ax, possibly to harvest the large mushrooms.

It turns out that fungus growing termites sometimes cultivate Termitomyces titanicus. This is an excellent scientific name. It's a fungi farmed by termites (like ants they do not allow it to produce "fruiting bodies" or mushroom caps while the colony is active […]

[Original post on sauropods.win]

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

American Progressive Democrats and Progressive American Democrats

“Splitters!” from The Life of Brian

There’s too much going on

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group

1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

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Kids: Anything is possible if you escape the Jets

i saw a tiktok about how wanging chung in childhood is a sign of outdated gender norms and i can't stop thinking about it

Varmints and ferments

In a house, robots are painting, writing and playing music, with smiles on their faces. Outside, in the pouring rain, a human empties a wheelie bin into a refuse vehicle while another sweeps the street with a glum expression on her face. A third human is cycling down the road with a Just Eat food delivery on his back, while a fourth walks along the pavement, arms filled with packages from Amazon.

Seen on Mastodon. This is by Dutch cartoonist Tjeerd Royaards.

[0011607] All humanoid races start growing beards at birth

Sumo wrestlers on ice, with broom-wielding Canadians behind them roughening the surface.