RIP "permanently lower prices"
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It's a Heinz oscillator - 57 varieties of output frequency!
17.08.2025 08:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Maybe a member of the cabinet?
09.06.2025 10:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
80% of the letters are silent!
05.06.2025 14:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Your call matters to us" - just not enough to make us employ the necessary numbers of customer service staff.
02.06.2025 10:11 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS
13.03.2025 17:29 β π 6465 π 1579 π¬ 69 π 113
A recursive post.
12.03.2025 15:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The beauty and wonder of the natural world π
15.01.2025 19:51 β π 3067 π 300 π¬ 96 π 21
Headline: BBC says it has complained to Apple over AI-generated fake news attributed to broadcaster.
Why is anyone allowed to call these tools βintelligenceβ? Surely advertising standards should intervene. Itβs machine learning, which is really just advanced statistics. Itβs not intelligent, and it canβt be trusted to get the sense of a text right. Calling it intelligence is dangerously seductive.
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I see what you did there..
15.10.2024 18:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
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I make silly animations & pictures.
A lot of my stuff these days is taking photos then scribbling on them.
Leans to the left. Full of woke nonsense & happy about it.
Mainly on things.uk Mastodon for socials.
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Confirmed by AI to be an adult.
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My favourite shapes are hexagons.
Love tougher dance, house, trance, grunge, rock, indie. Nottingham Forest supporter, hater of racism and bigotry.
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