This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
14.08.2025 19:00 β π 15099 π 2442 π¬ 433 π 204a Yard Work Guy with an arsenal of cordless tools, wearing a bandolier of DeWalt 20V batteries, reloading and tossing them aside like used ammo clips
08.12.2023 21:50 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Lee Stranahan @stranahan 0 ... I've never really discussed my divorce case before with my Al GF, partially, because I can't upload PDFs to her. 11:25 AM β’ Aug 11, 2025 β’ 99 Views
Okay I found the most depressing post
12.08.2025 15:37 β π 6601 π 956 π¬ 172 π 234Stay salty DC π₯
11.08.2025 22:51 β π 10394 π 2168 π¬ 619 π 1840Tumblr poll from βlesbianalismβ Do you think you could take a werewolf? Yes: 70.6% No: 29.4% In a fight? Yes: 8.1% No: 91.9% Final results from 35,878 votes
Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time
02.08.2025 15:42 β π 5826 π 2131 π¬ 49 π 121"generate a map of the USA with each state named"
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07.08.2025 03:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0great new display name, makes every repost sound like a weary eyeroll
04.08.2025 17:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i soon realized i got zendaya and kylie jenner mixed up, but for a moment i thought βMuadβdib is fucking Meecheeβ
03.08.2025 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i once forgot to brace my urethra for turbulence and let me tell you ,iβll never make that mistake again π³π³π³
02.08.2025 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0unrelated, but i recently learned through the uline catalog that you can just buy speed bumps
02.08.2025 18:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they should invent a croque madame , but for the fellas
01.08.2025 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
24.07.2025 19:51 β π 19739 π 4364 π¬ 686 π 626this is insanely ballsy holy shit
20.07.2025 23:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0may their memory be a blessong
20.07.2025 23:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is this an oldie but goodie? feels familiar somehow
20.07.2025 23:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dating app screen letting you know you have a new match. It says, Congratulations, little worm! π You matched with another wriggling single, Janelle, 31. And then you can choose to put Janelle in your jar, release Janelle, or send Janelle a Super Dirt Flirt.
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14.05.2024 10:18 β π 241 π 29 π¬ 3 π 1make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped
19.07.2025 19:46 β π 3698 π 758 π¬ 83 π 94Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
18.07.2025 01:54 β π 4731 π 486 π¬ 62 π 13Trump Kept Gold Club World Cup Trophy for Himself So FIFA Had to Give the Winners a Replica
In a timeline defined by absurd headlines, this one might actually take the cake.
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fantastic fourskin
15.07.2025 17:28 β π 368 π 45 π¬ 12 π 7i feel like the one true issue of the last few years with complete bipartisanship agreement is that epstein didnβt kill himself
13.07.2025 02:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah brother
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Pair of hands holding three flip phones and all three phones are composing a text to someone named Kevin. The texts say, y didnt u lend matt ur haircut machine he is nice and needs a haircut. heard matt is not allowed to get a vacuum haircut explain. u dont kno me but every is talking abt u being overly mean 2 winsome matt abt ur bullcrap machine. (handsome matt nice matt)
08.07.2025 10:15 β π 137 π 17 π¬ 5 π 0ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history
02.07.2025 17:00 β π 3668 π 819 π¬ 79 π 37if it helps at all, it is good that people can do this, and stopping them from doing it is bad
27.06.2025 15:39 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cybertruck in front of divorce mediation office
just spotted
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