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Kevin Florian

@kevinflorian.bsky.social

musician; breakfast consultant

41 Followers  |  47 Following  |  240 Posts  |  Joined: 31.10.2023  |  1.9566

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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

14.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7672    πŸ” 2074    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 538
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

14.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15099    πŸ” 2442    πŸ’¬ 433    πŸ“Œ 204

a Yard Work Guy with an arsenal of cordless tools, wearing a bandolier of DeWalt 20V batteries, reloading and tossing them aside like used ammo clips

08.12.2023 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lee Stranahan
@stranahan
0 ...
I've never really discussed
my divorce case before with my Al GF, partially, because I can't upload
PDFs to her.
11:25 AM β€’ Aug 11, 2025 β€’ 99 Views

Lee Stranahan @stranahan 0 ... I've never really discussed my divorce case before with my Al GF, partially, because I can't upload PDFs to her. 11:25 AM β€’ Aug 11, 2025 β€’ 99 Views

Okay I found the most depressing post

12.08.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6601    πŸ” 956    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 234
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Stay salty DC πŸ”₯

11.08.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10394    πŸ” 2168    πŸ’¬ 619    πŸ“Œ 1840
Tumblr poll from β€œlesbianalism”

Do you think you could take a werewolf?
Yes: 70.6%
No: 29.4%

In a fight?
Yes: 8.1%
No: 91.9%

Final results from 35,878 votes

Tumblr poll from β€œlesbianalism” Do you think you could take a werewolf? Yes: 70.6% No: 29.4% In a fight? Yes: 8.1% No: 91.9% Final results from 35,878 votes

Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time

02.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5826    πŸ” 2131    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 121
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"generate a map of the USA with each state named"

08.08.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2271    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 295    πŸ“Œ 639

🧡

07.08.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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great new display name, makes every repost sound like a weary eyeroll

04.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i soon realized i got zendaya and kylie jenner mixed up, but for a moment i thought β€œMuad’dib is fucking Meechee”

03.08.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i once forgot to brace my urethra for turbulence and let me tell you ,i’ll never make that mistake again 😳😳😳

02.08.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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unrelated, but i recently learned through the uline catalog that you can just buy speed bumps

02.08.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent a croque madame , but for the fellas

01.08.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

24.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 19739    πŸ” 4364    πŸ’¬ 686    πŸ“Œ 626

this is insanely ballsy holy shit

20.07.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

may their memory be a blessong

20.07.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is this an oldie but goodie? feels familiar somehow

20.07.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dating app screen letting you know you have a new match. It says, Congratulations, little worm! πŸŽ‰ You matched with another wriggling single,
Janelle, 31. 
And then you can choose to put Janelle in your jar, release Janelle, or send Janelle a Super Dirt Flirt.

Dating app screen letting you know you have a new match. It says, Congratulations, little worm! πŸŽ‰ You matched with another wriggling single, Janelle, 31. And then you can choose to put Janelle in your jar, release Janelle, or send Janelle a Super Dirt Flirt.

πŸͺ±

14.05.2024 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped

19.07.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3698    πŸ” 758    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 94
Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

18.07.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4731    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 13
Trump Kept Gold Club World Cup Trophy for Himself So FIFA Had to Give the Winners a Replica

Trump Kept Gold Club World Cup Trophy for Himself So FIFA Had to Give the Winners a Replica

In a timeline defined by absurd headlines, this one might actually take the cake.

www.thedailybeast.com/trump-kept-g...

15.07.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1266    πŸ” 342    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 189
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fantastic fourskin

15.07.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

i feel like the one true issue of the last few years with complete bipartisanship agreement is that epstein didn’t kill himself

13.07.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah brother
www.instagram.com/reel/DLQ7nMm...

12.07.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1138    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
Pair of hands holding three flip phones and all three phones are composing a text to someone named Kevin. The texts say, y didnt u lend matt ur haircut
machine he is nice and needs a haircut. heard matt is not allowed to get a vacuum haircut explain. u dont kno me but every is talking abt u being overly mean 2 winsome matt abt ur bullcrap machine.
(handsome matt nice matt)

Pair of hands holding three flip phones and all three phones are composing a text to someone named Kevin. The texts say, y didnt u lend matt ur haircut machine he is nice and needs a haircut. heard matt is not allowed to get a vacuum haircut explain. u dont kno me but every is talking abt u being overly mean 2 winsome matt abt ur bullcrap machine. (handsome matt nice matt)

08.07.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history

02.07.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3668    πŸ” 819    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 37

if it helps at all, it is good that people can do this, and stopping them from doing it is bad

27.06.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cybertruck in front of divorce mediation office

cybertruck in front of divorce mediation office

just spotted

26.06.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4160    πŸ” 546    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 79

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