Dippy @blastmastr - Bluesky Profile

lol jay z's verse is terrible

24.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you have soulless, lifeless A.I. creating fake bands making fake human music, and then you have Tame Impala, a real human making perfectly soulless and lifeless A.I. music

21.10.2025 21:49 — 👍 73 🔁 8 💬 7 📌 1

ibfeel like i recently learned he sucked but i forgot why. crypto? antivax? something in the hyoermodern realm

21.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hes hot in a few. he has his moments. but in interview... empty and yucky

21.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jeff goldblum (not evil evil just yucky)

21.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

pokemon that only says "rhode island"

20.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh hell yeah

20.10.2025 12:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these days everybody's got their own weird little helmet

18.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gulag for this guy and medal of honor for whoever invented the brand name Garden of Eatin'

16.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the article is like this one has 3x the amount of acceptable lead... so you can still use it once a week or so lol

14.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

stay safe meatheads

14.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

and ever

14.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you lose the bug freaks youve lost the future

11.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its been about 5 months since my friend katie died. I feel like a soaked sponge but i am excited to celebrate her tomorrow with lots of people. if you knew her even remotely and can come out, i think its going to be really special

11.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cars being rapidly losing their nutrients as soon as you drive them off the lot

10.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i wanted so badly to hate on his cynically courting the jewish vote but his rosh hashannah fit was unfortunately incredible

07.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

but what youre doing is cool too i guess

07.10.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm posting to impress God

07.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

2026 we're getting tensile and prehensile

06.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

living in rhode island inocculates you against 3-5 years of the future, but the future still fucking sucks

02.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

scupple

29.09.2025 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

however i do try to admire excellence in any form

29.09.2025 16:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

drove by an accident on the highway where the front of a rivian was all fucked up and the back of a small truck was mostly fine and the truck said "Bomco: Excellence in Metal Forming." too on the nose, feel trapped in a mediocre bit

29.09.2025 16:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

scup for my real friends
scrod for my fake friends

29.09.2025 13:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0