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Risk of rain DLC? what is this my freaking weather app???? :) hope you enjoyed

Well buddy wait till I tell you about the power of generative AI in the workplace *my workplace AI sends nudes of me to every company listserve* wait wait hold on one sec I gotta deal with something

Sowed his "oates"!!!!!!!!!

I get it, it's pretty embarrassing to not fall prey to my easy-going demeanor and charm the first time around

Had a patient that hadn't come in 2 years because I told her that her CPAP was NOT causing her knee pain. Halfway through the visit she said "you are being so nice, the last person I saw here was so ugly to me" and I cheerily said "oh that was me! 😇" she looked like this for the rest of the visit

[with kindness, love, and gentle support] retire bithc

Hey man congrats on the successful post. Anyways here's a dogshit response

all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse

Well?

Well?

Yeah you were the rotting carcasse on the river

Big hotdog??? We talking a footlong????

What they won't tell you is that this is all true but the dark money is not from big pharma, it's the hotdog lobby keeping us sick

The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it

Sounds dumb

WHEW

krat @KWholesaler just like the one-winged goose honks a honk sounds like she's honkin honk, baby, honk, said honk 5:39 PM • 5/18/20 © 27

can’t listen to the song anymore without hearing @kwholesaler.bsky.social’s tweet:

nice

It's really unfortunate that it's actually true that New York bagels are actually a league above every other bagel. I absolutely hate to hand it to them

My uncle knows a guy who got one but he died of brain cancer because they forgot to give him the vaccine

I just know it'd gonna piss me off when I find out how they pronounce Halloween

I had an Amish uncle who worked for nintendo

Number 719 pretty good account tbh

Oh!!! Ohhhhh!!! Ouuuughhhhhhh unnnnghhh. Mmmmmmmnnnggggg. Mmmmm yeah. Oh yeah baby that's it that's the stuff

[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis

they gave me a bong hit transplant

Hey everybody this guy is cranking it

Chalkboard mom is the grim reaper with all the weird names on the doors

Oh that is so BAD!!! 🤪😂🤣🤣😂