I often wonder how Matt spends the 23 hours 58 minutes every day when he's not working.
Lazy messages and safe targets don't make a satirist. He's a court jester.
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From Norn Irn. Happy with complex national identity, unhappy with Brexit. #Breturn Engineering degree, Development, Sales, Product Management & 12 yrs as MD Also BA & MA History, just because: decolonisation in Africa, nationalism, Ireland/UK
I often wonder how Matt spends the 23 hours 58 minutes every day when he's not working.
Lazy messages and safe targets don't make a satirist. He's a court jester.
Thing is David, if a wealth tax happens, it was inevitable. Yes?
11.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think that would be you…defending very bad treatment by saying ’not *everybody* gets very bad treatment’
11.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Between 2019 and 2024 in real terms EU exports grew by 11%.
UK exports also grew. By 0.89%.
That's the total. Goods exports were lower in real terms in 2024 than in 2014.
Irrelevant to the ones who get the worse conditions.
11.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You missed the chance to say “…and surely you can stop calling me Google”
11.10.2025 10:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s irrelevant. The fact is that the country‘s infrastructure is supported by very bad labour conditions.
11.10.2025 10:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0But don’t you notice the various trucks and road gangs of Bengalis, or are you unaware of their labour conditions which underpin the whole fancy-mall infrastructure?
11.10.2025 08:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bill Murray looks pissed-off at a radio alarm showing 06:00
M. Lecornu demain
10.10.2025 21:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So Chris. What’s your tip for who will win that match..?😀
10.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What about WH Smith management - who decide to only sell water bottles in airports that are too big to fit in the seat-back storage (because they can charge a bit more for the big bottle, and they are monopolists while you are in the terminal?)
10.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Same.
Except in French-Politics-Rugby there is a big scrum with 6 different teams, who never agree in which direction it is necessary for one to push (subjunctive).
Fake. So I’m blocking you ‘pissed’
10.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gloria (‘Them‘ hit version being done in The Pound in Belfast on a Saturday afternoon in 1976 by the band with Them’s lead guitarist). Also 9/10.
(No curmudgeonly old git involved)
Also : label your photos!
10.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Monopoly ‘Go to Jail’ card
OK
Go to gaol.
Mask with text “It hasn’t gone away, you know!” [Echoing Gerry Adams famous comment about the IRA]
Time to dig out my old mask?
10.10.2025 16:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He also think “asylum seekers” are people who were previously locked up in an asylum for being insane.
10.10.2025 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, does this show that in the New Right Tory hierarchy of hatreds, religious hatred (of Muslims) is at the top, above asylum seekers & European [anything]?
That the Conservative party is now a kind of English UVF?
Kenneth More & Susannah York sheltering in a trench. He is wearing a ‘tin hat’
Surprised “overhaul date unknown”.
From a car service schedule to a sub-station maintenance programme, there are usually records of dates of testing/fixing the various elements.
I hear a Spitfire or two overhead most days in the “Spitfire season”. May need to be ready to take cover…
I hope you’re right.
Because there are no ‘Allied Forces’ who can come to kick out the US Nazis.
Putin is one smart, evil bastard to have conquered the USA like this.
Over 40% of corn grown in Indiana is used to make ethanol that cars burn. One acre of corn yields about 16,500 vehicle-miles per year of ethanol, which sounds high until you realize that one acre of solar yields about 2,700,000 vehicle-miles per year: 16,000% more driving for a given plot of land.
09.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 1166 🔁 456 💬 39 📌 52He‘s been told he’s only got [?] to live. His references to ‘after Trump’ etc show this. The Gauleiters are busy trying to cement their paramilitary control of your country and jockeying for position.
God help you.
Hmm. Entshittification of polling?
Are these like some commercial ‘polls’.
Hey guys (in the office) - how many of you are worried about…?
I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter
Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
In the UK our go to soft cheese was Chaource from Sainsbury’s, but that went away, so now it’s Pié d’Angloys (also Sainsbury’s). (Lidl is good for charcuterie, but cheese, meh…)
09.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, no. It’s 3.5 to 5% normally in pubs. Which is typical for UK. But bottled beer in France is typically 6 to 8%. And of course more from those crazy Belgian monks.
09.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, it’s a pain.
I guess the hit on Leclerc in Outreau will be shorter than usual.
Mainly Wine & a bit of beer (alcohol % are generally too high for me, as I developed Belfast rates of consumption at an early age)
Ha!
You invented a King with more power than George III
Last English King with that claim to power was Charles I.
The English chopped his head off…
Also, commercially there was a raw-milk based ban. If it’s been lifted I haven’t seen any news on that.
09.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0