Yeah, 1st week we had our dog, she attacked and seriously injured our neighbour's little shit of a Dog costing ME 200 quid in vet bills and dragged my Mrs on her arse causing her to slip a disk. But sure, worrying about what a cat might do must be awful. 🙄

SPUTTERS IN DISGUST

Go see the Devout.
As good as seeing the real thing. Trust me.https://depechemodetribute.co.uk/live-gigs-tickets/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2DZeiA-q7Ge-O4sKeoZt69ZHvpZXND9O1sNvmU6nzCBXg7dhRJQ0ARDLA_aem_av2j88Lvp1f6lmjyaG0DKw

@kentwix.bsky.social they've got that Mode at the BBC on again. What's their song I can't BELIEVE you don't like?

Bless. The lanky fucking wank needs to have a good look in the mirror and realise he'd be up against the wall in the 4th reich.

Literally nobody famous came to our school. Paula Radcliffe was a couple of years above me though. Her brother fainted in a sex education class, the fucking melt.

No he's a weegie and, of course, a fucking HUN.

When, like me, you've got an Italian mum - NOTHING shop bought has enough salt in it.

Watershed moment for modern rnb that IMHO.

If I find the cunt who came up with the instructions on how to block a meta quest headset via the parent controls- they're getting fucking SLICED.

People I always wonder what they're doing for #NewYear no 27
That woman who shit herself while in a hottub with her friends.

#happynewyear for tomorrow everyone.

Just joined a Warhammer 40K toys group on Facebook.
I'm 50 next year.

BobbyHollow from Scavenger's King of the Hill.

Same. Nobody gave me 6 million quid in 1988 when I put a Jaffa cake in the mouth of the lion's head we had mounted on the wall of our school* assembly hall.

*STATE school too

I had a dream last night that a lady with a ludicrously Scandinavian accent was narrating a wildlife documentary. She was either Bjork or Greta wassername, or perhaps both.

SNUUR

Not a surprise given the 'old days used to be best' attitude of a lot of people.
That's right kids, in the 'good old days' all of those things were state run.

That I was responsible for organising organising a big punch up at Port Vale v Luton despite being in London at the time...

The main thing that bothers me isn't how right wing it is - you're always going to get that, it's the out and out nazis and other pond life who've scuttled back on there since that prick took over, who don't get challenged by the admin.

I know its cool to dunk on twitter here, but fucks sake... Every other post on there has American blue tick alt right weirdos commenting 'Teh UK hAs fALLEn To coMMUnIsm'.

I've been to a lunchtime kick off boxing day game at Priestfield. You can have that story for free.

This is absolutely about ex Square mile cunts having to pay tax on their retirement investments rather than going after some 10th gen sheep farmer in the dales.

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

This is me, on a Sunday morning, after drinking half a bottle of Scotch, on my own, in the dark.

Jesus WEPT

Suitably sinister 'If you die at home cunt, I'm going to EAT you' picture of a cat there.

I can understand why. They're just *SO* unpredictable. You never know what they're going to do next.

Do you reckon one of Idles will be wearing a dress and another one will jump into the crowd a lot?