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Ari

@bennysquishmallow.bsky.social

Former sports writer, Northwestern grad, Miami sports fan

104 Followers  |  123 Following  |  510 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  2.4042

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Approximately 27 minutes ago Fox dropped a Northwestern football promo in the middle of this historically epic World Series game. Nothing has been normal since

02.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

Thank you, that would be big

01.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much does a supermajority matter if it’s a trifecta (genuine Q)

01.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The definition of a gimmick offense.

31.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Dolphins and GM Chris Grier have mutually agreed to part ways, according to ESPN's Adam Schefter

Champ Kelly will handle the team's decision making for at least the remainder of this season -- he was hired in March as a senior personnel executive but was the Raiders' assistant GM in from 22-24

31.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

THANK YOU, Tua was never groundbreaking. But, have you seen what happens when McDaniel tries to call a game without him?

31.10.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the injuries have really destroyed him it seems

31.10.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Dolphins organization, McDaniel and Tua and the locker room all gave up on each other last year. This whole calendar year has been one long sad trombone.

31.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that’s not *amazing*

31.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, time for bed

31.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the Mike McDaniel experience. All gimmicks, no logic

31.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dolphins fan with the thumbs down after a six-point first half.

Dolphins fan with the thumbs down after a six-point first half.

31.10.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly no idea how it’s gonna go. Will root no matter what

31.10.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Republican Candidate in Virginia Caught in Tumblr Nazi Porn Scandal John Reid has found himself in quite a scandal, as others call on him to resign from the race.

Funny you should bring that up…

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30.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t followed that closely but she’s the current LG after riding Youngkin’s coattails, so nobody thought to challenge her. But she’s never been in this kind of big time race, I guess

30.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Earle-Sears campaign is… rough

30.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s the Twitter algorithm that fried him

29.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like using lists for when I have a niche interest that I don’t want clogging up my main feed. *public* lists, though, that’s another story

29.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@sammillerbb.bsky.social found a new β€œrunners on the corners” scenario

29.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey uh what if you DIDNT do this

28.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my thinking, yeah

28.10.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I supposed to believe that one week before the election one-tenth of the electorate is still undecided

27.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is true (one manufactured report of one poll that may or may not exist has become conventional wisdom) but also the reverse might be true - having a shorter campaign may have been better for Harris. Getting a head start on the GOP’s negative campaigning may be an advantage!

27.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re much more confident on both points than I am lol

27.10.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would make it a clear Dem win, IMO (as long as it’s a long-term extension)

27.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I think that makes sense. Also a loss for Americans on marketplace insurance

27.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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