Robert Sole

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate

Really good Halloween films that you can watch for nowt on the iPlayer.

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I’ve just been to the world’s worst planetarium.

One star.

Rude hairdresser.

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?

SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

Jump to 50 seconds in and listen to the music they use.

Trust me.

Your flabber will have never been so gasted.

YouTube video by Greig Johnson Making Ford Prefect shows Arthur Dent The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Was sorting laundry and had a video on of @greigarjohnson.bsky.social making a working prop of the Hitchhikers Guide. Naturally (to me at least) he made a 5min film to show it off, and I was overjoyed to see @tombellforever.bsky.social as Ford. Beaurifully done. Bravo! -Ash

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ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me

MAN: *tambourine noise*

ME: great

Fridge for sale, listed as “Frig”.

LANGUAGE TIMOTHY #FacebookNews

Photo of the nice sky.

Just said “Nice sky!” to my wife. She pretty much ignored me so I said “Right, I’m not doing that again”. She said “What?!” and I replied “No more Mr Nice Sky”.

At which point she went back to ignoring me.

Otter leans on a walking stick

You want fame? Well, fame costs and right here's where you start paying, in sweat.

PARENTS. Don't waste money on -A - expensive number-shaped cake tins. Simply purchase a '1' and a 'O' and bake a cake every birthday with your child's age in binary form. John Coulthard, London

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i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

If you (somehow) missed it yesterday I have made my first ever game!

It is called "i will strangle a horse", and is a comedy choose your own adventure game with over 7660 words of hot nonsense, and is free to play!

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Will YOU strangle a horse?

1817 map snipping, "Well. Well. Well."

Look what we have here then.

This App Turns Your Photos into Music If You Want to Do That For Some Reason

One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.

The Power of Christ Compels You, Charlie Brown

A pile of my 2025 Christmas card designs featuring baubles, a snowglobe, a dove, a Christmas wreath, a festive turntable and much more

It might feel a bit early, but I’ve had so many requests already…
My 2025 Christmas Cards are now available to pre-order
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...

This is the one thing I didn't want to happen!

Happy 4th anniversary to the time this happened on Twitter.

*Memento guy at rodeo. Checks arm*
'This isn't my first rodeo.'

Patient: so, do you think me being hard of hearing has contributed to my bird phobia?

Doctor: maybe a smidgen.

Patient: WHAT?!? WHERE?!?

Waiter: may i recommend the steak?

Dracula: you may not

WHY is it that classical musicians in orchestras get lauded as being the crème de la crème in the world of instrumentalists, when they all require sheet music to help them remember the tune? I saw Napalm Death a few weeks ago and they didn't have to look at a book once. They could remember all the songs just fine, and most of their ones are loads faster than any Beethoven or Mozart. Gustav Fox, Haggerston

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The Evolution of Horses Throughout History Earliest Horse (roamed the Earth millions of years ago) [Black square: No photo available as cameras had not been invented at this point in history] Mid-era horse (roamed the Earth thousands of years ago) [Black square: No photo available as cameras had not been invented at this point in history] Modern-day horse (roams the Earth now) [Picture of a horse]

It's pretty fascinating to see how horses have evolved over time, imo

[naming committee]

BOSS: you're in charge of naming the stuff that comes out of a cow's butt

WORKER: this is bullshit