vigília do soluço

they're not even flying anywhere, they just go to the airport to hang out

sucks to suck, man

enquanto não tiver internação do cocô, tá pouco

here comes the cane to pull him off-stage

so many good joke variants here, thank you all

she's not like *those* Chinese people (gesturing at a billion people)

Garfield & Rivals and Complete Strangers

Another thing that bothers me is that the show is Garfield and Friends but the US Acres characters *aren’t* his friends. They live on a farm he lives in a house and is a recluse. So the show, in addition to creating this unsettling nude sheep creature, is also fundamentally a lie.

Dim Sumturday Night

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking to another man on an airplane . Alt: Al Pacino saying she's got a GREAT ASS

would you say you are *all the way up it*

@wtyppod.bsky.social this is quite a few xboxes

man, I was gonna say, "$243M seems small" thinking it was a federal fine or class-action case... THAT'S FOR ONE CRASH?

guy too stupid to realize SCOTUS did him a favor

I mean if you go with that narrative of she was “killed twice“ because she came out as trans, then once she was killed by her murderers, and once by you, her mother

having to maintain my Pixel 5 with AliExpress parts for decades, like a Cuban Studebaker

that's a whole different dimension

novo projeto etanol cachaça pinga reactor 4 positivo labs nordestino Lula droid Luiz Inácio droid da Silva Luiz Inácio droid da Silva projetado no sírio libanes trans humanismo ciborgue software novo projeto multilaser tech positivo labs systems pingareactor 4 impostrom destruir Bolsonaro tacar impo

"Full Self-Driving" [six different clauses about how it's not full self-driving]

the flame has been dropped

that's the Wonderful Secret tier

não dá pra insultar o Rubinho assim, o Demétrio é um Ricardo Rosset

o doidinho do centro de pilates

if someone does this to you, it should be legal to snatch the glasses from their face and smash it to smithereens

they've been yelling for years about how the NFL has Gone Woke because they, like, wear pink accents for a month or whatever

"Vice President Vance accidentally took the correct stance on an issue for once. we regret the error"